unclebruce
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And Now for Something Spiritual
by unclebruce inas you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.
i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.
it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.
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I conducted a "free home bible study" this afternoon.
by unclebruce ing'day bible imbibers,
i had a hard day today installing hot and cold water and drainage to an old railway carriage for a woman named sue.
unc: "sue it says concubine"
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Slap Uncle Bruce Here ~ Weak Poll #1
by unclebruce ing'day rude people,
some of you are just now learning what long-suffering older posters have known all along i can be very annoying!
my rising paranoia tells me enemies are setting up all around ... golf keeps whacking me with his #12 iron, the elders keep threatening to take me to the backroom, and even the mild mannered caveman comes out to kick me in the go-nuts
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Slap Gumby Here ~ Weak Poll #2
by unclebruce ing'day rude people,
brother gumby is without doubt the most annoying poster in this whole system of things he posts long and loud and without fear or favour and he's 'merican too and we all know how annoying that can be.
yesterday the apostate news broke the story of gumby's kingdom hallperversion.
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HOW TO SPOT A 'TRUE' CHRISTIAN
by unclebruce inafter many years studying ancient history and being comfortable as a taoist i'm starting to accept that jesus the man might not have been such a bad bloke.
after researching the history of the jewish struggle against the romans my jesus has gone from a vague paulian myth to a man i can respect and admire.
an underground fighter against oppression.
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Budddha Bless Afghanistan
by unclebruce inthere is a lot of ignorant afghan bashing going on here at the moment (as opposed to informed afghan bashing) and when we read the papers and see the television pictures it's little wonder why.
the world news media is on a feeding frenzy whipping up so called 'anti-terrorist'* retoric to silly levels.
(*one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter .. nelson mandela?
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Apostafest Caption Comp ~ Apostates Only! ~ BBQ Book Prize
by unclebruce ing'day hunter gatherers,
i have a copy here of metal meat and fire: the legendary aussie bbq.
it is packed with pictures of australians showing off their home made bbq's and cooking techniques.
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Is there a bird watcher in the house?
by unclebruce inthis evening i went for a walk near the mouth of the bega river, several kilometres from my place.
i enjoyed the peace and took a few photos.. for several years the pelicans here were my concern (keeping an eye on them and occationally capturing them to remove fish hooks and the like.
while there a duck billed mud stinky arrived.
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Hello all / Test / Thankyou!
by unclebruce ing'day folks,.
just testing - nothing to write home about.
i have heard you guys are having a good time, i've been skimming through the posts - some very interesting stuff.
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I Think I'm In Love
by unclebruce ini've only been back posting here several days and i think i'm falling in love.
this is the third time it's happened here.
the first one got impatient and ran off with another poster