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  The Many Faces of Judge Joseph Rutherford Part 1:

  by unclebruce in

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  you never saw these two in the same room..

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  Pharoe Charles Taze Russell.

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  g'day apostates,.

  i was reading an article in the latest issue of atlantis rising regarding the great pyramid's missing capstone and the 1902 story of the recovery in the desert sands just 20k south of cairo, of the capstone of amenemhet iii's pyramid.. .

  it's dimensions (1.85m at the base by 1.4m height) had me think of the similarly sized pyramid placed nearby charles russell's grave (under which there are rumoured to be buried many books .. similar to the way my teenage bed was crammed under with old watchtower and awake!

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  Will the Society Publish and Repent?

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  be nice if the court order included full disclosure via the watchtower magzine.. .

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  untitled

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  Disclaimer: I am not Sparlock!

  by unclebruce in

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  i unclebruce, hereby declare that any resemblance between myself and that magical wizard is purely coincidental and a product of an overactive imagination .

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  unclebruce.

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  Sparlock in Bible Prophesy

  by unclebruce in

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  hmmm this sparlock reminds me of some people.

  ahh.. bibleman/jc the cross deressing diana ross impersonator .. did he not too get tossed into a dumpster by evil men?

  did he not too get resurrected after three days by strangers who breathed into him a new and exciting life?

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  At Last, An Effective Dub Repellant

  by unclebruce in

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  rude door knockers and stoopid signs not working .. as if they would, old pioneers know they're just a challenge one's sticktoitiveness.. well how about spinkling a few aposta gnomes around ya garden?

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  aposta-gnomes servants of sparlock:.

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  NOAH's Greatgrandpa Methuselah - Did He Drown or What?

  by unclebruce in

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  according to my book of holy fables (gen 5:27), noah's greatgrandpa methuselah died aged 969 years, in the exact same year noah floated away to a damp new world in a box full of tame animals.

  but the bible does not say that he was among those who died in the flood.. according to bible mathmatics, adam was alive when methuselah was born making methuselah the only human link between adam and noah.. so what happened to poor old methuselah?

  did jehovah, out of respect, wait till the old boy carked it before having it piss down on the rest of humanity?

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  OK, Where's Gumby?

  by unclebruce in

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  ok, what have you sick bastards done with me ol' mate gumby?

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  and don't give me any of that abducted by space aliens crap!

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  Multiple Bapstism

  by unclebruce in

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  anyone here been twice dunked?

  thrice dunked?.

  it's unlikely any of you sane people here were baptised more than once but i knew a few who were.

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