G'day rude people,
Some of you are just now learning what long-suffering™ older posters have known all along – I can be very annoying! My rising paranoia tells me enemies are setting up all around ... Golf keeps whacking me with his #12 iron, the elders keep threatening to take me to the backroom™, and even the mild mannered caveman comes out to kick me in the go-nuts
I came here recently after a long absence, happy at last to have a permanent office where I can access JWD 24/7. I missed my friends here and returned with feelings of deep affection and love in my heart. And then you rude posters treat me like a piece of sheep™. Well it's not fair I tell ya and I ain't goanna take it any more! From now on anyone who sneaks into one of my lovely threads to make some snide bane remark about me posting too much, too loud, too hyper, too drunk or too me is gonna get ignored! Yes, you heard right – I'm getting back into shunning big time! Yeah brother Gumby, I know I said shunning was for cowards and unfeeling brain dead trolls but this place is turning nasty and I'm making exceptions!
This is the only thread where I will not be shunning people. So if you have a beef to fry with me, BBQ it here or forever hold your breath
unclebruce of indoor fireworks class
unclebruces week poll #1:
When we meat at an apostate BBQ which of these will you do:
- jump me from a tree (girls only please)
- thump me from a long run?
- stick a sausage where no light shines
- smile politely and think “wanker”
- shake my hand while forking me in the butt.
- Shun me
- offer me a free home bible study
- other, please specify;______________________________________________________
To the rude recalcitrant rump of JWD: write any more rude rubbish to this righteously outraged fluff poster and you ruffians will rue the day you ruffled my rucksack! And if anyone else has similar mudmen mumbling in their mosh-pit I'm just a post away with my bag of sky-rockets.
regards, unclebruce rump rocket insertion service.
rude / rud / adj. ruder, rudest. 1. impolite: a rude reply 2. uncouth; without learning, or good taste. 3. rough; harsh 4. roughly built or formed: a rude house.
NOTE: This thread was started in an effort to make my poisonality a non-issue and keep other threads as pure and lovely as the driven snow jobs of a fresh watchtower™