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For fans of typography/design...a Comic Sans monologue...
by unshackled in
1. social
2. humour
(note there is some brazen language in here...so if you're a nerdhole you may want to avoid).

im comic sans, asshole.. .

by mike lacher.
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A pack of ravenous Dubs ruined my Anniversary brunch with my wife
by unshackled in
1. jw
2. friends
its my wife's and i first anniversary today.

believe it or not, we are doing just fine despite being "worldly".

heck, my wife has never even been a jw and i've been a heathen for many years now.
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The First World Problems Rap
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a few weeks back, a business contact in vancouver that i follow on twitter, tweeted a complaint that there wasn't anywhere to charge their blackberry in their luxury box while at a concert.

i thought...."yeah, what a horrible first world problem.".

this goofy kid is funny and right.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2p5svfj9cq&feature=player_embedded.
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I seen a hot celebrity actress in the supermarket but she shows too much cleavage, should I date her?
by unshackled in
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2. friends
i was thinking i could take the diamonds i found on my front lawn, sell them to a jeweler to pay for a sex change so i can date the actresses' brother to get to her thru him, then dump the brother, find more diamonds to reverse the sex change, date her and then tell her she shows too much cleavage and i want her to change?

will this work?

am i that bad?
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What The Hell...my JW ex-wife just knocked on my door in field service...
by unshackled in
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2. friends
so get this...this is one strange occurrence that almost ended in awkward disaster.

so i took the week off from work to do some home reno projects.

this morning i was doing some yard work and just finished mowing the front yard.
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Does the WTBS still push private Bible reading as much as 10-20 yrs ago?
by unshackled in
1. watchtower
2. bible
friday at 4pm pacific is probably not the best time for this.

but what the hell...trying to kill the last hour of work here.. in my years as a dub and before i faded about 8 years ago i recall private bible reading was regularly encouraged by the org.. there was the weekly bible reading schedules to keep up on, remember it being repeated in publications the importance of reading your bible, and then the bethelite stories i heard where you were required to read the entire bible.. so, do they they still stress it as much as they used to?

they are increasingly placing the governing body as the ultimate authority, squeezing out jehovah and jesus, and stressing that you need the gb's publications to properly understand the bible.. based on that, wouldn't encouraging personal bible reading suggest you can understand it on your own and detract from their brain-numbing publications?.
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APB for SBC: anyone seen Cheez?
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mr. falcon and i noticed the other day that sweetbabycheezits hasn't been around lately.

perhaps he's laying low for a while in a safe house after an unfortunate incident with a trident.... .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbssttjszoc.
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Aug.1 WT: God is not omnipresent, independent of physical universe, uses probes
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1. watchtower
2. beliefs
was checking out the aug. 1 public watchtower and the our readers ask... is does god dwell in one place?

think there was something in an awake a few months back about this.

the physical heavens cannot.
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Damn you Kingdom Melodies! Damn you to hell...
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i haven't been anywhere near a jw meeting or convention in at least 8 or 9 years.

but this afternoon, i'm doing some weed trimming and suddenly realized i had this lyric playing in my head...over and over.... .

"ours is the god of true prophecy,.
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Awake! Watching the World: Noah's gonna need a bigger boat...
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2. beliefs
this is from the august awake!

- watching the world:.

the amazon river basin is one of the.