Jokes & Humour
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- 2I Just Faded in
when i was a kid and i was bored during meetings...i used to find a pic of someone smiling in a book or magazine and draw braces on them.
- 44stan livedeath in
as the title says--i'm out of here for good.. the site is full of atheists, communists, 7th day adventists, creationists, believers, deceivers, receivers, football supporters,.
dodgy types, cantleave---and assorted wankers.. so no place for me--because i'm none of the above so dont fit in.
so--this is goodbye forever my friends--its been almost average knowing you.
- 4Simon in
news just in .... as part of an effort to try and get youths enthusiastic about the kingdom ministry service, the watchtower is releasing it's own "pokemon go" style app which will allow anyone with a mobile phone to rush around the neighbourhood looking for an "interested person" who they can scan and collect.. they think the popularity may even spur pioneers to move faster than shuffling pace in some extreme cases.. when asked if this was just some kind of cheap gimmick designed to distract people from the fact that the religion never delivered on any of it's more important promises, a spokesman for the watchtower said "so?".
we asked whether it was a good idea to allow elders in the local hall to track the whereabouts of possibly unaccompanied minors and the spokesman replied "oh shiiiiiiit !!!
- 5oppostate in
it seems that anthony morris iii's anti-tight-pants campaign is having some results in some fart-flung areas of this world!.
- 3JeffT in
sliced bread sold for the first time, july 7, 1928.http://history1900s.about.com/od/1920s/qt/slicedbread.htm .
- 7breakfast of champions in
from one of the original thirteen colonies (new jersey) wishing happy independence day to everyone in the u.s.!.
have a safe and happy holiday!.