Jokes & Humour
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- 22OnTheWayOut in
they don't want you to donate blood because..... .....it might be within the erection of a homosexual act at any time.
watchtower tried to become the internet service provider of their members...... ......but their virus software kept deleting all but 144,000 select files.
what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovah's witness?
"Each year, this observance is the most amazing unifying event that takes place on planet earth." - Kim Jong-unby jwleaks in
- 17JW_Rogue in
how in the hell would it ever work?
everyone is youthful, everyone is perfect, everyone's personality is loving and kind.
how would you choose somebody?
- 13moley in
just a thought.
would those who are resurrected (if it existed) to the new system have bellybuttons.
- Freedom rocks in
sorry but found this joke on jwsurvey and thought it was amusing so thought i'd share.
sorry if its already been posted before.
q how do you confuse a gb member?a put him in a round room and tell him to find a corner.q how does a gb member confuse you?a he finds one.. by the way, this joke also works if you substitute donald trump and the oval office..
- 3Lost in the fog in
i was reading one of the jw archive pages and i kept coming across the acronym lgbt.
i thought it strange because with the org's anti-gay rhetoric why would they be referring so much to the lgbt community.
finally i reached the end of the article and waded through all the footnotes to discover that lgbt was shorthand for the book let god be true.
- 5neat blue dog in
when god's kingdom rules the earth, elders will be put in law enforcement capacity.
during the end of the thousand year reign when satan is let loose, the cop pulls this guy over.. "i have reason to believe you're driving under the influence of masturbation.
show me your hands.".
- 5neat blue dog in
i'm licking my lips just looking at it .