I seen a hot celebrity actress in the supermarket but she shows too much cleavage, should I date her?

by unshackled 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • unshackled

    I was thinking I could take the diamonds I found on my front lawn, sell them to a jeweler to pay for a sex change so I can date the actresses' brother to get to her thru him, then dump the brother, find more diamonds to reverse the sex change, date her and THEN tell her she shows too much cleavage and I want her to change?

    Will this work? Am I that bad?

  • sinis

    Porn is free these days... enjoy.

  • ShirleyW

    Yeah, date her and send a pic of her cleavage to Iamnotcool.

  • unshackled

    I know porn is free these days...I'm into llama porn. But that advice doesn't help me here.

  • mummatron

    Why would you want to change her...???

    Embrace the cleavage (aka motorboat).

  • HintOfLime

    I think the best way to get to know someone is by asking them creepy, personal questions. Ask her where she usually eats lunch, where her current or previous boyfriend lives, and her bra size. Then you'll know if you should change sexes or not.

    - Lime

  • Iamallcool

    copy cat. Thanks for the satire.

  • Twitch

    You sure that ain't RuPaul?

  • No Room For George
    No Room For George


  • Kudra

    llama-cool, I'd take it as a sign of "having arrived" if I was sucha a personality that someone satirized my threads...

    Don't they take it as a compliment in the music industry when someone's song is satirized by Wierd Al?

    as you say, ""

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