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Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li
by Cheetos in(narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .
willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.
wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .
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Did you ever really have true blue friends being a Witness?
by Cheetos inlooking back i don't think i really ever had any good friends being witness, cause if i would have some out of all those people and so called friends i thought i had, you would think one of them would have looked me up over the years.
what a farce.
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Have you ever caught Elders in compromising situations?
by Cheetos ini ran into two of them at a (r) rated violent movie during a very boring assembly once, i knew them and they knew me i didn't give a dam and they knew it, they seen me go out and i seen them go out of the theate so we were all even and grinning all the way back to events center.
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Hey Lurkers in the forum:
by Cheetos inhey lurkers those of you who used to use your own brain in the past do you ever miss thinking for yourself's on major situations rather than running to elders or scrambling to read wt articals.
hey did you forget it feels good.
there is this elder in our family he comes to drop off the magazines to my mom here at my house you would think as a holly elder he would not be rude by stopping and saying hello to my mom who is still an active jw, but he won't even set foot in the house becase as you can see i have a beard and don't go to meetings anymore i'm telling yeh now that is christian.. think of one major thing in you life that you can decide for youself that probley will get you into trouble if you decide for yourself, i can't.
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Hanging Snow flakes on my windows is that bad too?
by Cheetos inis hanging snow flakes or autum stuff a no no too and will i get kicked out for it?
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My Favorite Field Service Restaurants and Coffee Spots
by Cheetos inyup good old sambo's restaurant, was great cause back in the day we could go there and for ten cents and of course a tip for the waitress we could have a bottomless cup of coffee and set there and bs most of the day, and then leave our tip and a watchtower and awake and count it as a placement.. .
there was this bowling alley called hill top lanes in my town, that me and a few of us would go to, we would force our selfs to hang with the friends for about an hour or so in field service then we would say that we have a few return visits we have to go to, we would get there and bowel a few games and drink a few beers and then call it a day and of course leave a few old magazines there.
and when i was really young me and this dude would go to the gray hound station and pass out a few tracts then play pin ball till about 1:00 pm and count the time.
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Has anyone ever been to the Dee Events Center Utah convention?
by Cheetos ini would love to know if i have any old friends in this forum from my old area i used to live at, it was in the northern utah district, we had our district conventions at the dee events center at weber state university.
i used to be in a lot of dramas a long time ago, until i fell on my head and damaged my brain i lost a big chunk of it on my right frontal lobe and temporal tip, it left me quite fubar at times.
i had so many seizures during the meetings that the seizures were literally killing me, so i stopped going besides being embarrassed by them, i still read the magazines from time to time.. i do my own research sometimes, and yes i know they frown on reading anything that is not printed by them (weird).. oh and don't worry, i am not going to report you to elders for being in this fourm, i have no agenda i just a want a few friends.. .
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How the Governing Body is like Landru - Tounge & Cheek
by Cheetos inenterprise is investigating beta iii, where the u.s.s.
archon disappeared over 100 years before.
when the landing party exhibits strange behavior, kirk sends another party down to investigate.
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What is your favorit hard mixed drink, tiss the season you know.
by Cheetos inredvodkatini:.
type of drink is "cocktail".
2 measures of vodka.
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September Dawn" go see this movie
by Cheetos inyo dudes you have to go see the movie september dawn" being a jehovah's witness's for so many years it struck a raw bone.
i go into the theater there is only two people setting there during the evening showing i live in layton utah minds you this place is infested with mormons, as i walk in, the older couple says welcome to our theater haw haw haw, as i walk in i tell them hey i am not afraid to see this show nee neer nee neer.. the mormons have the same problem with being scared" and influnced by their bishops as we are by our elders, what a joke.. anyway go see this movie you will see what i mean..