And Brummie and LittleToe went to Egypt and and proceeded to say to Phar´aoh: "This is what Minimus the God of Israel has said, ?Send my people away that they may enjoy the 50% off sale at Bethel that runs from now until Saturday. But Phar´aoh said: "Who is Minimus so that I should obey his voice to send Israel to a 50% off Sale? I do not know Minimus at all and, what is more, I am not going to send his people away.
Minimus Chapter 1
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And Minimus grew hot with anger and beat the stuffing out of them all.
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diamondblue1974
and the rage of minimus continued for many a year so that the lord became angry and look the name of maximus the sith lord is coming from far away burning with his anger and with heavy clouds. As for his lips they have become full of denunciation and and his tongue is a devouring fire due to smoking joints.
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Rod P
And the Lord God of Minimus spake unto Minimus, "Cool your jets, Oh Minimus. I think we shall have to appoint your brother MeeniMeiniMo to speak in your stead!... Can't have you losing your cool and blowin' it all with the Pharoah. Now pay attention, Minimus, because I shall giveth thee a test, and I want thee to score more than all of 90%. I wanteth you to cometh up with a list of 10 plagues that lo, we shall cause to rain down upon the Pharoah and all of Egypt, so that all shall know I have appointed thee to bear witness that I am the most powerful God of the Universe. And when you cometh up with such a list, I wanteth thou to report back to me so that I might editeth the same before thou implementeth a plan for a great escape......"
And Minimus replied "So shall it be written..... So shall it be done."
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minimus
I think we're into chapter 2 now.
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diamondblue1974
CHAPTER TWO
And the plagues cameth to the pharaoh in a dream; and pharaoh began to send and call for minimus that he might bringeth him quickly from the prison holeth called the kingdom hall; Hence he shaved (because beards were not allowed) and changed his mantles and went in to pharaoh.
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"The prison holeth called the Kingdom Hall"
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Sunspot
And it came to be known that the KH became used for dual purposes, to teacheth the word of MNMS and to sendeth forth slaves to the streets.
It also became a place of another hidden purpose, the place known as the Librarious Maximus which was where the slaves were browbeaten under the guise of attitude-adjustments. There were a few books scattered about to appear as a place of learning.
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diamondblue1974
But the place of learning was not truly such a place in the eyes of minimus; for many prophesied in his name and expelled demons at such place and yet minimus said unto them, get away from me for I do not knoweth you.
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Sunspot
But the Pharasaical Body who led the slaves, claimed to haveth direct communication with MNMS, and gathered many around them. And the slaves grew steadily, and believeth the lies spewed forth.