And the offspring of Minimus proved to be a stiff-necked people. All the people proved to be. And a great prophet arose in their midst. And he took them to the chiropracter. And all the people rejoiced because now it was easier to makeout.
Minimus Chapter 1
by minimus 179 Replies latest members adult
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Dismembered
And Simon,"the ancient of days" saw the dancing M&M. He (Simon "the ancient of days") felt hurt at his heart that he had allowed that kind of decadence. So putting his finger aside of his nose, put M&M in suspended animation. So it goes!
Dismembered
"Are you feeling lucky today? Well do ya punk"
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Mary
And Mary, the Queen of Heavens and of every living creature in the universe said "...seal up these sayings about Minimus and Gumby and LittleToe until the Time of the End, which is coming soon to a theatre near you. And during that time, Michael will stand up in court with his pajamas on, faking back pain to divert attention away from his emissions of semen that were found in places it is not lawful to speak of.
And if anyone adds to these sayings, I will send a swarm of locusts to divebomb on their heads until the Gentile Times have ended. And if anyone takes away from these sayings, I will make them have relations with Margaret Thatcher 3 1/2 times in one night. Amen, you will be coming quickly if that happens.
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LittleToe
And if anyone adds to these sayings, I will send a swarm of locusts to divebomb on their heads until the Gentile Times have ended. And if anyone takes away from these sayings, I will make them have relations with Margaret Thatcher 3 1/2 times in one night. Amen, you will be coming quickly if that happens.
Well, if that aint a thread-killer, I don't know what is - ROFL.
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undercover
So I guess we move on to chapter two then?
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doodle-v
And if anyone adds to these sayings, I will send a swarm of locusts to divebomb on their heads until the Gentile Times have ended. And if anyone takes away from these sayings, I will make them have relations with Margaret Thatcher 3 1/2 times in one night. Amen, you will be coming quickly if that happens.
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LittleToe
Where ya been, UC? That was the end of chapter three - LOL.
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undercover
ooops...just like my real bible reading back in the day....I dozed off part way through
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Rod P
And the evening and the morning were the Third Chapter.
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Rod P
Ooops! I must have dozed off too!
And the evening and the morning were the Fourth Chapter..........???