And Satanus was a very wise ass and he proceeded to afflict Minimus with a wart from genital to mouth and the people said, "It is bad". And Satanus took great delight in persecuting the easy going Minimus.
Minimus Chapter 1
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And mimimus brought the forsaking to the Tabernacle not 100 but 50,000
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LittleToe
And meanwhile, back at the rnach, Suminim verily took to himself a wife and she bare him a tribe of many sprogs.
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And Satanus grew hot with wrath for he was not able to afflict Minimus in this way.....If only he could find a way to get to Him....
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Honesty
And He instructed Suninum to " multiply even more and Suninum would be blessed to time indefinite."
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LittleToe
And lo, Satanus came up with a cunning ploy. A ploy more cunning than a fox taht spoils the vines. And Satanus provided beer and wine and weed in great plentitude, and tempted the great MINIMUS with great temptations. And he said unto MINIMUS, is it true that thou cannotst roll a joint?
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Brummie
MNMS saw through the cunning plot of the opposer diabolos, so he rolled a joint and smoked it to celebrate his wisdom.
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ezekiel3
And thus did the smoke ascend to heaven and it was pleasing to the God on high. And down to this day that place is called Ho-te-bacs.
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LittleToe
And so his name was foreshortened to MNMS for he could not blow smoke rings, and the LORD confiscated his vowels and his balls, with a great rush.
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HadEnuf
...and minimus replied..."Thy knowest that I am indeed readily able to roll many a joint of the weed that thou has blessed mankind with"...and satanus became perturbed (spelling) with minimus and smote him so that he could not speaketh anymore questions....for mankind should knowest that to roll and smoketh the weedith that it was against the lawith.
(This doth not make sense because it was supposed to followeth Little toes posting up aboveth me).