And Minimus asked, What isith a joint?" And Satanus proceeded to roll one for Him and yet Minimus knew the difference between this joint and the ganga that he was familiar with. Minimus did not take it kindly that he was being subjected to the inferior weed by the sneaky Satanus.
Minimus Chapter 1
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LittleToe
And MNMS was sore afraid and went to the privy, to piss against a wall.
And there he called that place "John" and immediately his speech returned, and he asked many questions once more. -
candidlynuts
into the fiery furnace shadrach , minimus and abedneggo were tossed.. but YO look yonder! another figure is in the furnace with them ! and behold! the fires do not touch them! nay not even the cloth of their robes were scorched! Minimus left the flames and began to curse Satanus and his smoting!
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minimus
And Minimus smoked the fat on the altar of Satanus to let him smell the old foreskins of his father's. And Satanus was rubbed with envy and his penis swelled to times indefinite.
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HadEnuf
and after departing from the fiery furnace and having his robes scorched and shortened by the burning fire...minimus did indeed see that he was missing one of his testicles that really had been crushed earlier in this storyeth. And so he wept in shame and dejection....cursing the day he was borneth.
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doodle-v
And it came to pass that King Minimus was looking out of his chamber window and he noticed Brummie bathing himself. And King Minimus continued to gaze upon Brummie so that he developed a deep desire for him in his heart....
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But the LORD having pity on Minimus' testicles restored them to a greater size than ever to match his member. The entire assembly rejoiced!
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minimus
and Brummie was called to the King's quarters for a little talk in "the backroom".
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Brummie
brummie promptly wrote a letter of disassociation on the stone tablets and left the kings court.
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Brummie
he survived on locusts and sand in the wilderness for 40 days saying to himself "This is far better"