Minimus Chapter 1

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  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    1 Minimus 5:17 says

    "Post incessantly"

    Thats all I could come up with...

  • minimus
    minimus

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh But Minimus thought Brummie was really Uriah the Hittittie. Once Minimus realized this Brummie was one poor excuse of a man, he sent him away in the frontlines to do battle. Brummie was not going to follow the orders of the King so he went into hiding in the wilderness.

  • z
    z

    And minimus collected all the forsaking, testicles and the nuts as god commented him to tack to the month- tower

  • minimus
    minimus

    Suddenly, Simon the Happy, noticed that Minimus was with the LORD. And he became enraged and threw his scepter toward all that would associate with Him. Then Satanus entered into Simon's heart and simony was born unto thee.

  • Preston
    Preston

    And then the Lord said "Go down Minimus, to Be'er Sheva, into the temple, to do service unto me until the 15th of Adar.....your weekend plans got screwed ole buddy."

    - Preston

  • minimus
    minimus

    But "Nay", said Minimus. For he shall have a special weekend saith the LORD.

  • Rod P
    Rod P

    And the Lord God of Minimus looked down upon the land of the posters and said "Lo, such darkness is upon this thread. Let there be light!"

    Just then, Minimus' chief electrician flipped a switch. Man, you could see for miles!

    Rod P.

  • minimus
    minimus

    I AM THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD

  • Rod P
    Rod P

    And now that Minimus began to see, he looketh about at his wayward flock and pronounceth this warning upon them:

    "Stupid ist, as stupid doth."

  • minimus
    minimus

    Where art all my drones, saith the MIN? Where??

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