Then the LORD took Brummie and disciplined him for he had an impediment of tongue and was taking "MINIMUS" in vain and the LORD did not like that! So He cleansed the stutterer of his defilements and Brummie learned that the LORD was good.
Minimus Chapter 1
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itsallgoodnow
myelaine is a crackpot idiot. don't know what she's smoking, but it must be the good stuff.
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Brummie
The people were asked to bringth forth every piece of rocketh they could findeth. When the rocks were gathered they were forged into gigantic stone tablets. "Let me go forth and writeth many questions on these stone tablets" saith minithmus. The lord allowed this as it would keep minithmus quiet.
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minimus
But lo and behold! The tongue of the righteous shall live on to time indefinite! And MINIMUS / LORD was happy, very happy because "myelaine" had learned of the dogs and shepherds on the precipice.
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doodle-v
And it came to pass that Minimus proceeded to eat from the tree of knowledge, and he came to realize that he was naked, thus he became ashamed and proceeded to make a garment of fig leaves in order to hide himself from the eyes of the LORD.
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xjwms
O H G A W D
in the first chapter, ..... and already, ..... Discipline ? ? ?
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Brummie
Minithmus caused great confusion since the letters MNMS appeared in all his questions. How were they to pronounce such divine name? The people decided to prophecy and proclaim "In 1260 days one bearing the divine name will appear" This caused the lord to be angry yet again.
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LittleToe
And lol, in his shame, MINIMUS dropped the tablets of stone and they fell and crushed his testicles. That is why, down to this day there is a saying that no man having his testicles crushed shall enter into the multitude.
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minimus
Minimus "knew" he was "special" for the LORD GOD had to rebuke him from the tastes of the fig tree. And the woman tried to seduce Minimus to eat more figs but Minimus said, b"It is not your business to tell me what to do for you are but a woman".
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minimus
The testicles were not those of a mere mortal man. They were of a GOD. The tablets were broken and sawn asunder because of the might of the mighty testicles of Minimus!