The poster "myelaine" has given me a wonderful idea. You see, no matter what you put in a thread, she will make up a story that sounds "biblical" and basically tries to post off topic comments. I was thinking, why not have a thread that is essentially the same? Anyone can continue this 1st chapter in pretty much any way they wish (keeping it within the rules, of course) and contribute to the thread without any sanctioning..................................................................................."In the beginning was the LORD and the LORD was the essence of life. For without the light there would be no life.........
Minimus Chapter 1
by minimus 179 Replies latest members adult
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franklin J
..and then the LORD created MINIMUS. And MINIMUS spake thus. And the LORD spake unto MINIUMUS and commanded him to ask questions....
amen.
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minimus
Then the LORD cried unto the earth and heaven of heavens, "WHAT HAVE I DONE???" And the LORD's heart was hurt and filled with regret.
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Mary
...and Minimus saith: "Lord, who am I that I should be able to ask all these questions?" At that, the Lord's anger blazed at Minimus and he smote him with old copies of the Golden Age magazines for a time, times and half a time......
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minimus
Then the plague of urinations and devastations began to spill into the streets of the Highway of the LORD. All tongues and people cried out in one voice to hide them from the wrath of the LORD. But the LORD was too pissed to hear their sayings......
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xjwms
We're starting a book now?
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minimus
I shall eat the chapters of the book when the due time has arrived.
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MelbaToast
And the people cried out to MINIMUS, the questioner. "Why doest thou speakest only in the form of a question?" And MINIMUS replied "Why are you asking?"
And the people cried out in great horror, for then it was realized that MINIMUS was crippled in the way of speaking-sort, like the great people of Babel. And God saw it, and the question-speaking was GOOD.
Hows that for OT faking?
Melba
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Brummie
On beholding minithmus still in the garden, the lord saith "LOOK the thing that causes desolation standeth in the holy garden" therefore minithmus was cast out.
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minimus
And MINIMUS was with the LORD in the Tower of Babel and the two proceeded to ask the other questions. And the questions were a blessing to the populous peoples of the wilderness. And the LORD said "it was good" And that saying was good enough for Minimus.