Minimus Chapter 1

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  • minimus
    minimus

    The LORD GOD saw from the heavens of heavens all that was going on down there. And his heart felt hurt for Minimus for HoChichednezzar was mocking the True God. So once again the anger of the LORD blazed against the Ho's appendages and the Ho's hoes. So down the great Ho went into the abyss of inactivity and now he has great rage knowing he has but a short period of time. So he has tried to mislead the nations by dismembering them into the United Nations, the image of the beast of the HoChiMin. And this happened for 42 days and nights until the word came fulfilled.

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    Just think

    soon it will be

    Chapter 2

  • minimus
    minimus

    (We've already passed that)

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    O K

    I did'nt know

  • Sunspot
    Sunspot

    UH-OH!

    Someone wasn't paying attention!

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    We're probably well into chapter five, by now, considering how much has gone on.

    And unto Sunspot a child was born, and it was fair of countenance and comely of feet. And lo, everywhere it walked was known as a land flowing [extant manuscripts omit this portion due to damage]...

  • minimus
    minimus

    And Sunspot and Little Toe were as one and had many blessings and Little Toes. But when his concubine Cameltoe knew that Littletoe was cheating on her she arranged to have the Little Toes sent to a little orphanage. This greatly distressed Sunspot so that she wanted to murder Cameltoe and from that day onward, murder was in her heart.

  • minimus
    minimus

    We are now beginning another chapter......."The LORD saitheth to Minimus, "

  • EvilForce
    EvilForce

    And thy Lord Jahoba said to his followers....give to Minimus....and keep on givin....and then give some more!!!! You will be rewared 15 fold for your contributions to Minimus!

  • minimus
    minimus

    And the LORD MINIMUS said, "This is good. Really good!" So He took everything he could from the people until there was no more. And GOD did indeed show His blessing.

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