Ouch! So saith they. And they learnt "the hard way" what is meant to "get the point".
Minimus Chapter 1
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Brummie
and upon the forskins of many rightous men appeared many written questions...
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LittleToe
And these are the generations of Minimus;
The LORD created MINIMUS in the day of his creating him, and MINIMUS begat noone, for he was stoney broke. -
Leolaia
And micromus said that God will put everlasting enmity between minimus and Suminim, and between his seed and Suminim's seed.
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minimus
The Baal worshippers were perplexed because their gods had no effect on the gods of the apostates. Finally, the Great MINIMUS asked them if they were in the toilet easing nature. At that, a loud rumble and gigantic odor emanated from the sanctuary.
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Brummie
Minithmus hoped that a virgin would appear baring a child.
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minimus
For the virgin was very large indeed , having no man close to her entrance.
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Leolaia
Then Satanus approached the LORD God one day, in the breezy part of day, and said unto him, "Look at minimus your servant, and how easy his life is! How he has such great steel balls, and has generations of offspring who care for his every need. I daresay he only worships you because he has it so easy". And the LORD God said to Satanus, "You may do whatever you wish to him".
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doodle-v
But then the Lord proceeded to say to Minimus: You shall build for me a holy tabranacle in which the high priests will present animal sacrifices and burn incense. And you must collect the forskins of the men in the camp and store them in the Tabranacle.
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Brummie
The forskins were placed in the ark of covenant and the lord saith "Do not touch", but satanus tempted the people and said "aww go on, just a lil touch aint gonna hurt ya" and one man touched and died immediately, from that day forth people were afraid of forskins and brass balls.