Minimus Chapter 1

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  Carmel

  .....and Minimus begat micromus, and micromus begat micronmus and micronmus begat....and the lord said "oh shitteth, what hath I begatteht?"

  caveman
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  LittleToe

  And lo the good LORD gave MINIMUS a new and secret name, to-wit "BALLS OF STEEL".
  And the people were very glad.
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  Brummie

  From that day forth he became known as "minithmus nontesticularus" a mighty warrior who who did not look cool in sackcloth.
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  doodle-v

  And it came to pass that the LORD was looking about and Minimus was nowhere to be found. And the LORD proceeded to question Minimus about why he was hiding. And Minimus proceeded to say "It is because I looked upon my nakedness and I became ashamed" and the LORD sayeth to Minimus "Have you eaten from the tree of Knowledge?" and Minimus became very afraid and said "It was the women that tried to get me to eat from the tree of knowledge, and I obeyed her because my testicles were crushed so I no longer had the balls to defy her."
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  LittleToe

  And the great and mighty LORD handed MINIMUS his testicles on a platter and verrily said, "thou shalt deal generously with them and not incautiously cast them against a stone".
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  Leolaia

  Henceforth minimus went out eastward to find a new home for his steel balls. But the Philistines and the Arvadites lusted after such balls, knowing they would help them overthrow the Hitties and Rephadites and Nephites hogging the well of Beersheba.
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  Brummie

  Suddenly the womans bush caught fire and voice came forth declaring "Why hast thou forgotten thoust balls?"
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  minimus

  But the LORD GOD's anger blazed against the detractors of His famed one and those ridiculers in their deceptions were cut off and circumscised for all to see the power of the LORD GOD . And they became known as Little Toe for a reason and the subverters were made to wear kilts for their entire lives to show off their lack of appendages!
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  undercover

  And the lord god undercover did look down and see that the world was full of bad and decided to bring about ruination to everyone who contributed to this thread for it is a silly thread.

  The lord god undercover brought upon the earth ignorant JW newbie apologists and 'scholars' and they did run rampant over the descendants of minimus and cause him great misery.

  Then the lord god undercover called unto minimus and asked, "aren't you sorry that you brought this upon yourself?" Yet miminus was unrepentant and stubborn.

  So the lord god undercover got tired of writing bible verses and hit "submit post"
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  Leolaia

  And Little Toe camped by the torrent valley of Kidron and begat the tribe of Scot Masons who to this day repair the Temple and build dwellings for the Nephilim.