And the one known as the jeanbean satteth before her magic window and laughethed her fatteth asseth offeth at the creativity of the followers of the mighty red dot known as MNMS; god of the Iron Sacketh.
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Minimus Chapter 1
by minimus 179 Replies latest members adult
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xjwms
Hey minimus: OMG, ... LOL, ... First time in a long time, since meetings, "as it were" ...???
I can't believe you pulled that one out, or should I say ... the brother minimus 'brought out' the old tune, .. as it were.
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minimus
Why, when the people saw that HoChiMin's cashew was on display, they did obeisance to it and revered it and anointed it. Suddenly a large wind swooshed unto the land and the Word of MINIMUS was sounded down into all the earth's inhabitants and they grew very much afraid but MINIMUS said, "Do not be afraid. I will not curse you to. For this small member could become a mighty nation. Andthe people bowed down and fell fast asleep.
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HoChiMin
Minimus Erectum I sayith onto you today,,,,that the cashew you speak of is but an antitypical forskingleam of the typical organ. For the law of the heavens and earth will come to pass judgment "real soon now' for as you see the bunches of grapes and a strawberry that take two men to carry so will you also witness two females, that?s right females carrying the organ to the altar for the good of HoChiMin Erectus' people.
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minimus
Oh my.
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minimus
Most truly I tell you today, two men in a skirt shall take your seed away from you and will cut off your members so that the Baal worshippers wil deride you and poke fun at your losses. The people shall howl in derision over your appendages but the LORD GOD will cast it into the fiery furnace where 3 men and the angel of the Lord will convene and you will know my name for my name is great and to be hallowed. My name is MINIMUS and you are still but a cashew.
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Rod P
And the Lord God of Minimus cast both Minimus Erectum and HoChiMin Erectus into the firey furnace. For their cashews would be weighed, lest they be found wanting. And lo, it did become apparent that the cashew of Minimus' Erectum was time-times-and-half-a-time that of HoChiMin's Erectus.
And the fire grew exceedingly hot, but did not consume the cashews. By day and by night did they burn and barbeque. And lo, they were cast out of the furnace unharmed, and began to wander about the land. And the cashews of Minimus Erectum and HoChiMin Erectus became clouds of smoke by day, and pillars of fire by night.
And the people gazed upon the sight, and knew that Minimus Erectum did give the greater light. And ye they did shout a great cry of outrage that reached the heavens, and the Lord God of Minimus did expel HoChiMin ErectusNoExcuseum from the land, so that he was forced to wander in the wilderness for forty years, with his cashew as his staff.
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minimus
(Rod, THAT was priceless!!)
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Rod P
Ahemmm! Why thank you!
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notperfectyet
( wanders in and wonders why guys always have to talk about their nuts)