Nosferatu vs. Nigerian Scammer

by Nosferatu 198 Replies latest members adult

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  Nosferatu

  From Raymond to Pennis:

  DEAR MR. GRABUR,

  THERE SEEMS TO BE PROBLEM WITH THE NUMBER YOU SENT AS THE WESTERN UNION
  MONEY TRANSFER CENTER HERE SAYS THE DIGITS ARE INCORRECT AND MUST BE A 10
  DIGIT NUMBER.

  I'LL ADVISE YOU CHECK THIS AND GET BACK TO YOU. I WILL PERSONALLY PROCESS
  AND RAISE THE APPROVAL OF YOUR PAYMENT ONCE I RECEIVE THE MONEY.

  HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMAIN BLESSED.

  RAYMOND UYIOSA.

  Well, the bastard must have gone down to the Western Union. I guess I'll have to make up a new number. I'll bet this guy needs the exercise. I'm going to wait a little bit though, I'm dying to hear back from Yusuf.
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  Lady Lee

  Nos after your beating the other night you could be in too much pain to make it down to the WU office again right away

  And let's not forget the police you have dragged your butt down to the police station to question you about Penny's death. They think you killed her. They could be coming to arrest you any time

  Oh the ways you could take this lol
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  riz

  best. thread. ever.

  i loathe these scamming assholes.
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  Nosferatu

  From Pennis to Raymond:

  I'm sorry Raymond. I gave you the wrong number off this thing. The number is 5980214633. Again, my apologies.

  Ah, nothing like random poking at the computer number pad. He'll be pissed off when he gets back from the Western Union. I wish I could see the face of the WU's employee when he says "Pennis Grabur". It seems that Yusuf has stopped communicating with me altogether. I'll be ending this soon.
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  Nosferatu

  From Yusuf to Jessimica:

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  observador

  This is absolutely horrible! I'm in so much pain right now, not only physically, but emotionally. I just recieved a call from Penny's parents. Apparently, Penny found the gun I used to keep under our bed. She has shot herself in the head. I'm crying my ass off. I should never have left her. Please be here for me my friend. It's all my fault.

  Nos, it's no surprise you haven't heard much from Yusuf. From the above, I think he got it.
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  Black Sheep

  I hope he hasn't got it, I haven't run out of popcorn yet.

  Fingers crossed here.
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  Nosferatu

  Raymond must have been rubbing his hands together and licking his lips when he recieved my email. I'm guessing Raymond went to the Western Union.

  From Raymond to Pennis:

  Dear Mr. Grabur,

  I do not know exactly what the problem is but if you do not have the correct
  information, do not send the wrong information to me again.

  Have a nice day and remain blessed.

  Raymond Uyiosa.

  Let's have him make one more trip.

  From Pennis to Raymond:

  Hello Raymond.

  Sorry about this again. My eyesight is still a little blurry from the accident I was in on Friday night. I got my friend to check the number for me. The number is 5980214683. Again, I apologize fully for the misreading.
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  PurpleV

  *whine* I don't want this to be over... I'm hooked!

  Wow, if you can get them to go to Western Union THREE TIMES you are really good! The scammers get scammed!

  Promise you'll do another one??
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  Nosferatu

  Don't worry Purple V, this isn't going to be my last. Maybe I'll play the part of a JW in the next one. I've got some ideas.