Nosferatu vs. Nigerian Scammer

by Nosferatu 198 Replies latest members adult

  • shamus
    shamus

    **waiting anxiously until the next installment....

    Thanks for the great reading, Noferatsu!

  • Gerard
    Gerard
    [...] In fact he said that he appeared foolish when he kept coming to the bank with invalid numbers, but for his age and identity he would have been
    questioned. >> Yussuff

    "Identity"? "Questioned"? I hope the bank guards jump on him sometime soon! Bastards.

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    NOS! Congratulations. Hail hail hail! I appoint thee Czar's Minister of High Finance!

    CZAR

  • sens
    sens

    lmao @ this....he is persistant i will give him that :P you crack me up nos

  • Panda
    Panda

    I like the idea of sending him $3.05, and having a receipt signed by someone. Then the scammers would have real reason to fear Pennis, especially now that the Nigerian government has begun to jail scammers (so they say) they want to clear up corruption (no one left in the country?)

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    From Raymond to Pennis:

    Dear Mr. Grabur,

    I appreciate your efforts just as you appreciate mine. Please send me all
    the details of payment including the MTCN again.

    Sender's name:
    Receiver's name:
    Money Transfer Control Number:
    Amount:

    I will go to the western union with the above information to make sure it is
    the last time for this payment.

    Have a nice day and remain blessed.

    From Pennis to Raymond:

    Hello Raymond. Here is the information you asked for. I assure you the following is all correct.

    Sender's Name: Pennis Grabur
    Reciever's Name: Mr. Raymond Uyiosa
    Money Transfer Control Number: 5980214683
    Amount: $3050 US Dollars

    I'm extremely anxious to see his email after he leaves the Western Union all pissed off and humiliated!

  • sens
    sens

    lmao...I cant wait

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Looks like I really built them up this time!

    From Yusuf to Pennis:

    Hi Pennis, I guess its really time to get the show on
    the road just as you said because I need my timeout
    and I'm quiting my job here for good once this goes
    through.

    I'll speak with Raymond Uyiosa later to know what he
    has been able to do.

    Regards,

    Yusuf.

  • Panda
    Panda

    I'm gonna guess that the next email won't be so polite. I was telling Nick about this and he is amazed that this guy falls everytime. But Yusaf already thought you were stupid enough to believe him and totally didn't expect to waste his subtle energies on you. Do you think the next email will be the last..shucks such nice international relations ... Nos he really seemed to like you, but he didn't care that Penny died did he?

    Are you thinking of sending him this topic when the end comes? Will he try some sneaky trick to get back at you? Wow, I wonder I wonder

  • shamus
    shamus

    Okay, noferatsu,

    What's been going on? I'm dying to know!

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