Pillowgate - John Cedars

by CitizenofEarth 315 Replies latest social humour

  • OrphanCrow
    John: But you also have to think that those pillowcases get rotated around to other people after they are washed, would you wear someone else's underwear even if they were cleaned. Probably not because they touched someone else's junk.

    So. Do you avoid staying in hotels or even other people's homes?

    Just think what has happened on the mattresses and sheets in hotel beds before you booked in. Never mind the floors. Or the towels

  • John Davis
    John Davis

    yes because it happens at a hotel it is wrong to try and stop it from happening to the place where several thousand people live together. Again it is funny. But it is not this giant scandal.

  • Diogenesister
    Pheobe I remember in the 60s an Awake coming out about sex and how it's done (in great detail) and as a teenager I was absolutely horrified that I was expected to take that magazine out in the ministry.

    Not to mention some of the graphic stuff read out to family's with young children in the Watchtower studies. Totally innapropriate.They have their priorities so warped these people. Protect paedophiles, discuss graphic content in front of children and expect young girls to discuss such stuff with strangers in the ministry....but oh no, no masturbation for grown people in the privacy of their rooms and we must tell married people what they can do in the bedroom. I give up.

  • Finkelstein

    I suspect now that the WTS will ban pillows at all branch locations.

    Mustn't bring on temptation.

  • slimboyfat

    105 thousand views and counting. Cedars' most popular video yet I think. He'll be thanking brother Breaux for that one.

  • Bobby2446
    Yeah John, not a giant scandal. But if it gets a good laugh, then it gets a good laugh.
  • DesirousOfChange

    I remember an older brother making a comment at a meeting that sex was for procreation only. I got the impression that at one time the Organization taught that and he was still stuck on it. . . . The remark about "the breeding act" makes me wonder if they haven't flipped back to the old way of looking at it.

    That's the only way they can really increase the membership since it's all up to having "born-ins".

  • Bobby2446

    Well, nothing would survive if we didn’t pass it down to our children. The human race wouldn’t survive if humans didn’t procreate.

  • pixel
    But it is a completely different thing to make it seem like it is a huge scandal or a conspiracy.

    If you don’t see anything wrong with telling grownups that using a pillow between their legs when sleeping is bad...I don’t know what make out of your mind

    would you wear someone else's underwear even if they were cleaned. Probably not because they touched someone else's junk.

    I heard they will ban seats at Bethel since anybody can fart while sitting down...don’t wanne seat on a farted seat.. wink wink.

  • oppostate

    @ Bobby24chest46waste

    Since you seem quite adept at trolling and misdirection..

    Here's a suggestion as to your new JWD forum avatar:

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