Pillowgate - John Cedars

by CitizenofEarth 315 Replies latest social humour

  • ToesUp

    Watchtower is probably going broke on laundry detergent for the pillow cases. "Son of a bit*h, we can't get the stains off the actual pillows." lol Maybe WT will make a special fund set aside, "the pillow fund. You can just drop your donation in the Worldwide Work box, we'll spend the money where we see fit." How many times have we heard that line?

  • Slidin Fast
    Slidin Fast

    What? Does anyone have access to the original material? As it is, it's priceless. Can you imagine getting the assignment envelope under the door for that one?

    Now they have bought the huge warehouse for use as a sound stage, this is what is produced.

  • LoveUniHateExams

    Brothers sleeping with pillows between their legs?

    I wouldn't wanna work in Bethel laundry.

  • finallysomepride

    Even the pope has seen it!

    and then

  • dubstepped

    This is so sad and abusive but it's also hilarious to watch them show their ridiculous control that knows literally no bounds.

  • DesirousOfChange

    It doesn't take a young teen boy long to determine that there is a convenient reason (purpose in creation?) for the fact that his arms when they are hanging relaxed puts his hands right at the level of in his "lap". Coincidence?

  • pixel


    And giving the definition of "masturbation"?????

    A new low.


  • MrRoboto

    "There can be porneia without skin to skin contact.."

    WTF is wrong with these people?

    a 2004 Watchtower study says that "Porneia includes such acts as oral sex, anal sex, and masturbating another person​—conduct commonly associated with houses of prostitution. "

    I suppose you could get creative and avoid skin touching like the plague while doing those, but they make it sound like you could accidentally do porneia w/o skin to skin.

    I like how they never fully define the word though, only listing what it "includes" but not what it IS. I guess that way they can add stuff that they don't approve of later.

  • finallysomepride

    doesn't look very comfortable anyways

  • ttdtt

    Does anyone have the FULL video?

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