I've been disagreeing with Simon about American politics generally and guns in particular for fifteen years.
Then you must be on my "list for deletion" (bwaha ha ha <- evil laugh) and I'll get to you soon (I knew I should have started at the beginning and not tried to work backwards from the end.
Are you like Winston Churchill fat? I can't think of any other fat British guys. Winston Churchill was still sexy, I like wit and intelligence.
I have all of his physique but non of his charm. Seriously, I didn't think I was that bad for my age but now I'm afraid to eat. I actually got a standing desk last year which helps with my profession (spending too much time sat down).
In my experience (which I am always willing to broaden) some feel soft and sqishy, some feel taut and stringy, some feel in-between, but all feel wonderful.
Ha ha, I think I need to do more research.
Thanks for all the laughs everyone!