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  Jesus would be so proud!!

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

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  i came across this little tidbit on the facebook page of a regular pioneer.

  true, jdubs aren't supposed to be on facebook, but what she put as her employment was rather interesting.. "employer - jehovah.

  regular pioneer sep 2009 to presentspending an average of 840hrs a year teaching persons the bible,teaching persons asl ,listening and giving scriptural advice on personal problems,telling idiots to enjoy the rest of their day,encouraging others,being always prepared for impromptu assignments and having satisfying fun!".

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  Barf! Puke! Ugh!!

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

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  facebook's all you ever wanted to know about the bountiful blessings awaiting faithful ones in jah's new order!

  check out these comparisons with satan's filthy world ..... the new system verses what saten 's system has to offer:.

  saten's system: unequilty, there are thousands of imigrants, but its not their fault, the country does not supply food for them because they are using the money to fight their war's instead of bringing enough food into the country and supplying jobs for them.. .

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  You might be a Jehovah's Witness if ... (according to Facebook)

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

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  oh man!

  i almost died reading this list from the private jw group on facebook.

  usually the posts there are quite nauseating, but this topic was priceless.

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  Check out this HOT offer!! .... only 25 cents!!!

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

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  it truly belongs in the bargain bin ...... .

  http://www.ministryideaz.com/shopdisplayproducts.asp?id=29&cat=bargain+bin%2f+clearance+items.

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  Come sign the guest book .....

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

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  all are welcome!.

  http://crlwk.com/gstbk.aspx.

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  This should replace the "Year's Text" at the front of the Hall ......

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

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  frank and ernest ....

  lol!!

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  Tardiness and opening prayers ....

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

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  i'm sure everyone remembers the "stellar" prayers that are offered from the platform before the start of the meetings.

  at one point, it was customary for the brother to pray that jehovah "hasten the feet" of those on their way to the meetings.

  after all, with family responsibilities etc.

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  "Theocratic" e-cards ... what will they conjure up next?

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

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  wanna send someone a theocratic/agape e-card?

  http://www.ministryideaz.com/shopcontent.asp?type=agape.

  congratulate someone on their wedding, anniversary, newborn, first talk, pioneer school, or anything you like!

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  The Book Study reader's cellphone went off ....

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

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  .... during the book study.

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  it was bad enough he forgot to turn off his cellphone before the study began, but to make things worse he had a kingdumb malady [of all things] as his ringtone!!!

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  Dress and grooming guidelines for LDS sisters ....

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

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  check these guidelines out.

  they're so detailed that even the acceptable color of underwear is given.

  http://www.mtc.byu.edu/doc/sisterscouples.pdf.

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