Barf! Puke! Ugh!!

by Frequent_Fader_Miles 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    What I'd like to know is what is happening to our schools?

    Someone 11-12 should have better spelling than that.

    Teens can't spell to save their lives.

    It's pathetic the way they spell on the computer in their messages.

    The words aren't just shortened, they are missing or spelled wrong all together.

    How could anyone trust the words of someone who can't even spell, punctuate or put together a proper sentence?

  • LockedChaos
    LockedChaos

    GAG!!!

    'Course

    Probably pretty easy to take

    care of everyone when there

    is only a few million left (give or take)

    to take care of.

    All the homes already built left to choose from.

    Rats

    No electricity though - No one schooled to run 'em

    (picture Homer Simpson at the power plant)

    No sanitary system either

    How about the water - nope bodies floatin'

    Gotta dig all them holes - or just let 'em rot

    Poor R&F got a lot of work to do

    Elders oversee, Of Course

    IDIOTS

  • LovesDubs
    LovesDubs

    Oh that was SO a TWEEN writing that! Im surprised she didnt say she wrote to Miley Cyrus and sent her a brochure so she could join all those with "good hair" in the new system LOLOL!

    Like OMG!

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    Like fer sure, Luvdubs, and happy B-Day!

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles

    For those who want to know, I'm not sure of the poster's age. Her profile is private.

    Yes, I did copy and paste it with all the spelling and grammar errors.

  • searcher
    searcher

    Don't be too hard on the person who wrote that.

    After all, such dreams are all they have in their lives.

    So sad.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Reality:

    Jehovah's system will provide crap homes for everyone that will be what He, not they, want. The "perfect" health will not be possible. Stagnation will rule in work, since you will obey every order instead of leading yourself. No material progress will be possible, since you are stuck with old technology instead of advancing technology. And marriages will be loveless, with the husbands treating the wives as property with no individual rights (which is the surest way to get them to resent their husbands).

    As for Satan's system, I would only remove the regulators that suck the life out of our economy with higher tax rates and burdens on advancing technology. For the time being, I would just let the wars run their courses and pay off the interest on the national debt. A little known fact is that more than half the money we pay in taxes is wasted on putting out needless regulations (more than wars and interest put together). With that gone, taxes will go down sharply. Technology will advance rapidly. People will get more kicks out of creating new value and marketing it than on getting high, eliminating our need to war against drugs. Crime will therefore fall (and those people that insist on committing crimes because they want to control others and ruin it for everyone would get killed as acts of legal self-defense).

    Pretty soon, Satan's system will begin to look like the paradise that Jehovah only promised. And without the stagnation, excessive rules, and wife slave arrangement where the wives slaves are in submission to the husbands masters, people will have much better lives. Of course materialism will still be common, if not universal. However, it will not be a problem because people will enjoy creating this kind of value, and eventually we will have material prosperity that we can only write science fiction books about today.

    And that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag Jehovah will get precisely zero credit.

  • searcher
    searcher

    WTWizard,

    What you propose is much more likely that the god/new system scenario.

    Well said.

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    ditto to what coco said about the divorce rate within the b0rg

    man! one has to hope "clippy" makes it into the noo sistum

    alt

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