Well, I heard back from the DRC...
From DRC to Pennis:
Mr. Grabur,
Do you know anything about complying with
instructions? If you have such manners, I wonder how
you ended up with this contract if you did treat your
associates this way.
You must realize that you are not the only contractor
that applied for the release of his payment and we
follow procedures. You do not expect us to go ahead
and start making payments without verifications. The
verifications end tomorrow (Friday) and the issuing of
approvals begins next week Monday, and before an
approval is given to any contractor, he/she must
fulfill the requirements of the Debt Reconciliation
Committee.
I do not give to threats. If anything happens, record
will show that you were instructed to make payment
through the Western Union.
I live in Nigeria and I know this system. Part of my
duty is to protect our foreign clients. You still have
the time to make it right for yourself and comply with
a simple directive.
From Pennis to DRC (edited for JWD):
Dear Nelson (Head In My Ass) John,
I have no problem complying with instructions, but why the **** are you changing the rules? You're conducting your business with me like a little kid who's losing a game of Monopoly. My associates have brains in their head, not up their ass. And let me ask you a question, who's procedures do you follow? You keep giving your credit to the "Debt Reconciliation Committee". Don't you run this place? You guys should seriously reconcider naming your business the "Mickey Mouse Committee". You guys have changed the deadline AGAIN to Friday!!! Quit smoking banana peels and get your story right the first time.
You're full of shit telling me you "don't give threats". I quote from your earlier email "You are advised for your own good, to withdraw the money immediately and go to the nearest WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER Center and send the money as instructed." If that isn't a threat, I don't know what is. For my own good? Are you going to come after me wearing nothing but a loin cloth screaming "ARR WUHHH GAAAAH!" with a spear in your hand?
To hell with you guys, I'll find another way to do this.
GO **** YOURSELF,
Pennis Grabur
Yusuf's buddy must be pretty pissed off.
From Yusuf to Pennis:
Hi Pennis, I checked with the DRC about the release of
the funds and the guy couldn't even talk with me. Are
we having problem with them?
From Pennis to Yusuf:
I've been in contact with these assholes, and they can't get their shit right. They weren't clear on the payment method, and they changed their deadline three times. Personally, I'm not going to trust a bunch of monkeys with my money. I think it would be much more effective if I sent the money directly to you, and then you could go down there and choke a few people for me, especially that stoned retard Nelson John.
Another option would be to find another company to handle this. Is any of this possible?