by Nosferatu 198 Replies latest members adult
On the way home, I found exactly one half of a $20 bill on the street. I'm going to take it to the bank tomorrow and see if it's worth anything. I heard you need to have more than 50% of a bill for it to be considered legal tender, so we'll see. Maybe they have a measuring system.
LOL!!
You are having way too much fun Nos! But I'm wondering....if you do send $3,050, I wonder if you'll really get $7M transferred to your account? You should go for it dude!
contract payment to the tune of
I love the official wording of their letter. I'm going to check all of my bills to see if they are looking for payments "to the tune of".
I'll bet this is how Columbia Record Club words their billings.
I figured it was time for Jessimica to send Yusuf another email. I went to her mailbox and was surprised to find another email from Yusuf.
From Yusuf to Jessimica Teesmay:
Hello dear! You are a beauty! My table is filled up
with lots of work right now; I'll write you tonight.
Who knows, may be I'll have to buy you the car.
Here's my response:
From Jessimica to Yusuf:
Hello Yusuf! You're quite a handsome man! I'll bet you look even better in real life. I've dated quite a few black men in my life, and they've been the most fun I must say, especially in the bedroom if you know what I mean! So you're a big businessman, are you? What kind of work do you do? Are you a salesman? Are you for sale LOL! That's sweet that you want to buy me a car. You're a bit of a flirt, aren't you? LOL! Well, I've been reading a bunch of Literature interspersed with Anne Rice. Rice's incessant descriptions of how LOVELY and BREATHTAKING and DARK her characters are is driving me up the fucking wall. It's like Poppy with her zombie porn. Enough is fucking enough. House of Mirth was good except for the ending. The Hours was also good. Story of O sucked. Screwtape Letters sucked. Contemplating Adultery was excellent. Reading about the haughty, beautiful, decadent vampires always makes me think of Jamie. Lestat in particular strikes me as exactly how Jamie would behave, had he the Dark Gift (ARGHG!#@!) The Brat Prince. Do you like to read Yusuf? I mean anything besides your paperwork? LOL!
I wanted to ask you, what does your name mean? I've never heard of the name Yusuf before. Sounds kinda like a drain declogger. Just kidding ;). Anyway, I'm kinda aggrivated because there is no sign of my drawing pad. Why would someone go to the trouble of lifting a 20x30" pad of newsprint full of someone else's art? It doesn't make any sense. It's like filching someone else's boring prescription drug, like their Paxil or something. It serves no practical purpose.
Anyway, I have to go. Yusuf! You'd better write me back and tell me something about yourself, or I'm going to come over there and spank you! Where do you live anyway? Pennis didn't really tell me anything about you. He said that it was "private". I hate it when men keeps secrets from me!!! Speaking of secrets, you'd probably look really good in a speedo. You should take a picture of yourself in one and send it to me! Just so you get some encouragement to tell me some stuff about you, I'm sending another picture of me. I LOVE PICTURES OF ME! I'm really pretty. Anyway, don't hurt your eyes reading all that paperwork Yusuf! Write me something, and make it more than just a couple of sentences!
Forever,
Jessimica
I'll keep increasing the sexuality of Milla Jovovich's pics as time goes on. When you're a sexy woman, you can say anything to a man LOL!
Nos this is great - One word of caution. Be careful not to ask for money yourself or you could be on the recieving end of a legal issue
Nos this is great - One word of caution. Be careful not to ask for money yourself or you could be on the recieving end of a legal issue
Don't worry Lady Lee, I'm not going to ask him for money. I'm going to see if I can make him spend some though, and waste his time. He's already wasted some of his time putting together these documents. To him, this is work. To me, this is FUN! I'll do up the application when I get home.
Another note, I've never seen a professional business such as the Debt Reconciliation Committee use a Yahoo email address.
You know, this guy almost seems genuine. Too bad he's doing it just to try and rip me off. I'm going to find out if him and the yahoo company are the same people.
From Yusuf to Pennis
Hello Pennis, you live free and that's how life should
be. I work pretty much myself but once this deal gets
through all that will be history. I'm coming over to
canada to simply live in luxury. You were pretty
pretty loaded, your eyes in that picture. Easy man!
You don't have to worry about the legal aspect cos I'm
taking care of everything right here. The documents
are just for you to be aware of what's going on. Have
they reached you with the form?
What type of car do you think I should buy? I'm also
thinking about buying my own house in a cool zone when
I come over.
If I should make a summary; you are a great guy!
Take care and inform me once you hear from the DRC. If
we get the approval then the money is as good as in
your account.
From Pennis to Yusuf:
Hello Yusuf! You're right, I was pretty wasted in that picture, but I've been worse. There was one time at a Christmas party where I got naked and was shaking my dork singing "Jingle Bells". I'll see if I can find a picture of that and send it to you.
The DRC have reached me with the documents, and I'll be contacting them later this evening. All is looking good! If you want to buy a good car, you should get yourself a Toyota Echo. I had one once, and it was a great vehicle. It's nice you're thinking of moving to my country! There's a lot of great spots here, but I highly suggest Tuktoyaktuk in the Northwest Territories. I was there once, and it seemed nice.
Thank you for the compliment! You seem like a decent trustworthy guy. If you decide to move to Canada, we'll have to get together to celebrate before you settle in Tuktoyaktuk.
Anyway, how's things going with you and Jessimica? I haven't talked to her since I told her to get in contact with you. She's a really nice girl, although she was a hellraiser when she was a teenager. Anyway, I should get back to work. Hopefully I can take a nice vacation once the money's in my account. I'm thinking of going to Rhode Island.
I'll bet you any money that this dumbass is going to tell Jessimica he'll buy her an Echo. I hate those cars, they're ugly as sin.
Okay, I filled out the application, and I'm going to piss off the DRC by sending them a money order
From Pennis to DRC:
Dear Mr. John
Please find enclosed in this email my completed application. I have sent
a money order of $3050 US dollars to your address via FedEx. It should
arrive either on Friday or Monday.
(note: On purpose, I wrote one of the numbers wrong. Let's see if anyone notices)
From Pennis to Yusuf:
Hello Yusuf!
You'll never believe what happened. After work I went over to the bank,
and I got myself a printout of my recent credit card transactions. I
found that Penny charged storage on my credit card for those 5000 maxi
pads!!! I came home and I got into a huge argument with her. I packed up
a bunch of my clothes and left. I'm staying at Willdrop's place for now
until I figure out what the hell I'm going to do. I've absolutely had it
with that bitch and her behaviour! Women are awesome, but some of them
can be a huge pain in the ass.
On the plus side, I've taken care of everything with Debt Reconciliation
Committee, so we're on our way! Maybe I'll end up buying my own house
with the money I get out of this. One with a full bar, pool table, and
that Dodge Omni sitting in the garage. I think I'm going to go out and
have a few drinks. Lord knows I need it.
Hope all is okay at your end.
From Yusuf to Pennis:
Hi guy, you just take it easy on your woman. Someone
once told me women are necessary evil. They mess
things up from time to time but we keep them. When I
lost my wife I never bothered to marry again; just
carry on with my life and having a handlful of them
now and then. But if Penny is good then she's got to
have you back, you can't keep staying at Willdrop's.
And I think when you buy the house she'll still want
to move with you.
I'll check with the DRC and breathe down their neck to
issue the approval as soon as possible. Hey, thanks
pal for clearing the charges and making this happen. A
heavy duty celebration is on the way for us.
From Yusuf to Pennis:
Hello Pennis, just talked with the DRC officer and he
said they neither received the filled form nor the
payment number for the charges from you.
Please check your system and resend everything to them
or better still send the form and number to me I will
personally take it to them.
Please this should be done asap.
My goal is to leave Yusuf in the dark as to what's going on between me and the DRC. I resent the email I sent them. I'm guessing there may be another party involved, unless Yusuf is just playing dumb.
It's about time to get another person involved in this. Stay tuned, this is gonna be good.....
Nos, This is better than sliced bread! I'm so looking forward to these installments. I wonder if he's saying mean stuff about you behind your back? Maybe his co-conspirator has told you something? Maybe you will send Jessemica his way instead of Yusaf's? Keep up this great entertainment.
OMG!!! I was sitting here totally bored out of my mind at work and came across this post. CLASSIC!!!! I will just die if he really sends a picture of himself in a speedo!!!! Oh and if that Jingle Bells picture is for real, we want that posted as well.
