Lore,
From what you say it apears (to me) that you might be part of that 1% that is Asexual. Which some people will find hard to understand and try to convince you otherwise.
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Lore,
From what you say it apears (to me) that you might be part of that 1% that is Asexual. Which some people will find hard to understand and try to convince you otherwise.
Funny how jw's aren't allowed to do anything... lol, they make you feel like its so wrong... I know some JW (mostly girls) who are so wired that its wrong that its difficult to enjoy it if they can let themselves at all... I know another JW (years ago) who wouldn't french kiss her husband... AT ALL!!! lol - stupid, stupid, stupid... How can they suck the joy out of even that???
Now I have a very sad tale to tell. My Grandma had outlived 5 of her 6 husbands by the time she lived with my husband and I. One morning over breakfast she asked me if I enjoyed myself the night before. Even my toes turned bright red with embarassment." Well, um, yeah" I stuttered. "Sorry we were so loud." She said that's OK, she was just envious. I asked her what she meant. At the age of 70, after 6 husbands and countless flings, she had NEVER had an orgasm. Now, that is so very sad. I don't even think she knew how to masturbate.
momz
That reminds me of a Rodney Dangerfield joke. "The first time I had sex I was so scared, boy was I scared. I was all alone!"
Well, I'm married, so I don't have sex.
Me, too. That, and I'm now asexual.
I cannot remember what it's like to want sex, let alone to like it. I am content going without.
Right now I'm not getting any, haven't been for a little while. Possiblity of some to come in the nearish future - He says he's good with his tongue
I must say though - I haven't had sex with someone I was in love with. So that is something to look forward too.
I love love oral sex - and am a fan of giving it - I do have conditions though - he must be shaved !
Lou,
Good for you! Hey I alway try to shave if I have advance knowledge I'm going to give oral(or go down on some lady). And like wise I like my virgina's atleast trimmed, or shaved bikini waxed is even better.
When I was little and out in service with my father we saw 2 dogs humping. I asked my father what they were doing and he said they were making a puppy.
A few nights later I walked in on my mother and father "doing" it and asked my father "what are you doing to mom?"
He told me he was making a baby with her.
I told him "well roll mom over I'd rather have a puppy instead". ;)
Evi,
Your experience reminded me of Buddy Hacket's tale about when he was with his father and seen two dogs humping he said all excited to his dad:
"Dad look! look at those dogs over there,,WHat are they doing?" His father replied:" The doggy in front is sick son, and the doggy behind him is trying to push him to the doggy hospital."
Nothing else compares to it, it is the ultimate e-ticket ride!
Oh yeah!
*Eyes the hubby laying face down on the bed* Time to cash that ticket!