WildTurkey
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End Of The World Party
by WildTurkey inwho would like to join me for an end of the world party next year?
the date 06/06/06, we will call it the mark of the beast blow out.
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Hard to get over: No New System
by confusedjw ini have to tell you something.. i really find it hard getting over the idea of no new system and all that it meant to me.
to be with my children and their children forever in perfect health.. too many days it just leaves me empty.
i just wish i could shake it and enjoy life, but the idea that we just live for 70 years and die kills me.
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Lyin Around
by Xena ini just got a pm from lyin that she is experiencing technical difficulties posting on the site and wanted everyone to know she is chomping at the bit to post all the juicy apostata-tales.
so heads up to the apostates that bribed simon to keep her underwraps for a bit!
xena.
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"What is politics?"
by WildTurkey ina little boy goes to his dad and asks, "what is politics?".
dad says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way: i'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism.
your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government.
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Legendary Proverbs
by WildTurkey inlegendary proverbs
passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
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Going Bald?
by Puternut inok, i went to get my hair cut yesterday, and i told her i wanted to do something different.
i've had it long, then colored it blonde, spiked it, and now it's short.
she said how about bald?
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(Fluff) Bald Heads
by Descender inso, yeah.
this isn't a religious topic or even important, but i figured that there were so many other posts about miscillaneous subjects that i'd post my own.
i have a receding hairline, so i shave my head twice a week or so and i usually keep a goatee.
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updated commandments
by WildTurkey init's about time someone updated those commandments, so here are some suggestions...
thou shall not stick anything larger than thine own elbow in thine ear.
thou shall not eat anything larger than thine own head.