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  Otherwise Engaged...

  by LittleToe in

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  2. relationships

  just a little breaking news:.

  after several years of a great friendship with diane (previously posted as xena) things have started to really come together recently and i've succumbed to making an honest woman of her (or at least as honest as it's possible to make her.

  last night (xmas day) i popped the question and she agreed to marry me (i wonder if she knows what she's let herself in for!!!)..

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  THE GARDEN OF EDEN

  by WildTurkey in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the garden of eden .

  1. god created the world and two people named adam and eve, with whom he intended to populate the world.

  3. adam and eve were imprisoned in the devil's garden called "eden.

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  God And University

  by WildTurkey in

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  god and university

  why god never received tenure at any university...

  1. he had only one major publication.

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  End Of The World Party

  by WildTurkey in

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  2. friends

  who would like to join me for an end of the world party next year?

  the date 06/06/06, we will call it the mark of the beast blow out.

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  Hard to get over: No New System

  by confusedjw in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i have to tell you something.. i really find it hard getting over the idea of no new system and all that it meant to me.

  to be with my children and their children forever in perfect health.. too many days it just leaves me empty.

  i just wish i could shake it and enjoy life, but the idea that we just live for 70 years and die kills me.

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  Welcome back LyinEyes and WildTurkey!

  by FMZ in

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  we've missed y'all .

  fmz

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  Looking for fellow Coloradans anyone here???

  by anew in

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  Lyin Around

  by Xena in

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  2. friends

  i just got a pm from lyin that she is experiencing technical difficulties posting on the site and wanted everyone to know she is chomping at the bit to post all the juicy apostata-tales.

  so heads up to the apostates that bribed simon to keep her underwraps for a bit!

  xena.

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  "What is politics?"

  by WildTurkey in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a little boy goes to his dad and asks, "what is politics?".

  dad says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way: i'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism.

  your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government.

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  Legendary Proverbs

  by WildTurkey in

  1. social
  2. humour

  legendary proverbs

  passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

  virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

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