Topics Started by Matty
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Hindley dies - can such evil be forgiven?
by Matty innobody in the history of crime in britain has really provoked such raw emotion as myra hindley and ian brady.
they were responsible for some of the most horrific instances of torture and murder of children that has ever been known.
however, in recent years myra hindley has shown "remorse" for what she did and had subsequently become a "christian".
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Alan Partridge is Back!
by Matty inthe legendary alan partridge is back tonight bbc2 22:00 gmt!
no one apart from me can make a pringle jumper and a thong look so good!
this show is the best comedy to appear on the television for erm since last week's "the office" actually!.
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Just signed up for my first Christmas party!
by Matty ini've worked for the same company since i left college, for a long time, and so some people where i work have known me for many years.
i am by and large still known as a jehovah's witness who generally refuses social invites.
i have not spoken a great deal to my work colleagues about my change of heart about my religion, just a select few, although people have definitely noticed that i don't preach at them anymore!
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God decides to end the world...
by Matty ingod decided that he was going to have to end the world straight away because everyone was being utterly beastly to each other, no one knew right from wrong anymore, and the people of the world weren't happy enough.
bill gates went back to microsoft and assembled a huge meeting.
"i have good news and better news" he said.
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Three Drunk Women...
by Matty inthree drunk women had a very late night drinking session.
they left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways.
the next day, they all met and compared notes about who was the most drunk the night before.
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Fruits of the Spirit & Works of the Flesh
by Matty inas a loyal witness, i often considered the words of
galatians 5:22,23
the apostle paul's words there list what are known as the "fruitages of the spirit".
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Useless Drama Pictures
by Matty indo any of you good people of jw.com remember going to a district convention and hearing that little announcement the chairman would make before the bible-drama started?.
it generally went like this: "please remain seated during the drama and please do not obstruct other peoples view if using recording equipment such as camcorders" and he would also say "please do not use flash photography because it distracts others and is of little use.".
they made such a fuss anyone would think we were all going to witness the second coming of christ, floating down on his chariot onto the field!
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airwlk149, where are you?
by Matty inkatie, where in the heck are you?
you haven't posted for ages, about a couple of months or so!
i worry about people that stop posting!
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I hate being a phoney!
by Matty ini need a vent guys, i hope you all don't mind!
i'm not sure what has happened to me today of all days, but i just can't fight back the tears.
i guess it must be the pretence fatigue kicking in.
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Contagious?
by Matty ina teacher asks her class to use the word contagious.. james, the class swot, gets up and says, "last year i got the measles and my mum said it was contagious".. "well done james" says the teacher, "can anyone else try"?.
katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails says "my grandma says there's a bug going around, and its contagious".
"well done, katie" says the teacher.