A teacher asks her class to use the word contagious.
James, the class swot, gets up and says, "last year i got the measles and my mum said it was contagious".
"Well done James" says the teacher, "can anyone else try"?
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails says "my grandma says there's a bug going around, and its contagious"
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else"?
Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush and my dad says it will take the contagious"