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  J.Ws Society For The Suppression Of Practically Everything.

  by cluless in

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  the most important thing i learnt from being a jehovers witness was that i never really learnt anything.

  i could hold opinions as long as they were not dogmatic against the society:.

  i may have thought that 2 and 2 equals 4 but i was only allowed to "suspect" this was correct as the society may have shed new-light on this.. cluless---(but i now no 2 and 2 equals 4..

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  Witnessing to a Witness

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  if i meet a witness on the street who doesnt know me i approach them with a list of each of the translaters of the new world translation and there lack of knowledge of greek and hebrew.

  (i keep this list in my wallett) i then show the witness variouse scriptures that have been changed in their bible to support organisational doctrine.

  i reafirm to them that the translating committe in their own bible claim to have translated from the orional greek and hebrew but had no knowledge of greek or hebrew.. i then leave my mobile number and ask them to phone me to prove what i have said is incorrect and then i would be happy to study the bible with them.

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  "Dance ot The Posesses Fader"

  by cluless in

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  i was taking money from my a.t.m machine when i turned and saw a couple of witnesses from the congregation staring at me as if i were satan himelf.. i obliged them by waiving my arms and legs about and dancing in a very demon posessed way.. the look on their faces gave them-selfs away.

  it was a look of smag sattisfaction that this is what happends to faders.

  iam sure they will enjoy telling the story of the"dance of the posessed fader " for years to come.. clueless..

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  Who is funny ?

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  laurel & hardy.

  keaton.

  seinfelt.

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  Jehovers-Witnesse.Net.. IS HOT TONIGHT!!!!

  by cluless in

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  wow................ i was on the active topics page:.

  i was trying to find a thread i replyed on less than 5 hours prviously.. within 5 hours there were 72 threads infront of the thread i was looking for.. but i would not wish again the days when this site was a closed shop.. i admire the regular members on this board who patiently reply to the same questions time and again from strangers in hyper-space.. what is heartbreaking to me is that there are witnesses who are as sincere in there convictions --------------- (as many on this board).

  iam new to hyperspace and cannot see or hear the person i imagine is infront of me.. iam only glad its not 2 strange men knocking at my door with big suitcases and false smiles idiotic questions and........................................................................................................... .

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  Bad Haircuts.

  by cluless in

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  i lost all confidence in myself today - i cut my hair and it looks terrible-so strange to think all courage i had in myself could evaporate with a haircut.. then i rememberd all the courage i had (the doors i knocked and theocratic talks i gave) in the name of jehover.. (i guess iam the oposite of sampson !!).

  anyway i was thinking whilst being a j-w was one long bad -haircut.

  what were the positives?.

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  Dumest thing you did !!

  by cluless in

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  i thought i would enjoy a few hours cathing up on events on the board.. i purchased a kebab pizza and opend a cold beer.

  unfortunately i put my cigarette butt out in the newly opend beer can-.

  okay by my standards thats not dumb...but has anyone done a dumer thing whilst on this board?.

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  How many times have you read this post...?

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  i remember visiting this board and you could see how oftern a post has been read.. this is no longer possible.

  are there anyother differences to the board in the new format i have missed?.

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  Jehover Unmasked ! Nathaniel J. Merritt.

  by cluless in

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  i would value the opinion of anyone who has read this book.. i have recently orderd the book from amazon.. cluless..

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  What songs or song lyrics remind you of your escape from the Witnesses?

  by cluless in

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  judus priest ..."i was lost and found".

  and niel young ..i believe in you..... "now that you find yourself loosing your mind are you here again-.

  finding that once what you felt was real has gone and changing....... .

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