Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If.... (page 6)

Preston

You carry a Bible with you and you are called "the Bible lady" ugh! How embarrassing!!!

Hey Rocco, its the Boy-ble Lady! - Preston

groovycat.

1. You loved school 'cause you finally got to mingle with real people.

2. You could see every inch of your (hideous) wallpaper as there were no posters allowed.

3. You had to leave your friends at the school gate and you had to pretend you liked the other witness kids otherwise you would have no social life.

4. You dreaded the weekends.

5. You would beat yourself up for ‘individual thinking’ which was against the societies guidelines, and would pray for forgiveness.

That's it for now

Groovycat

tata

When your friends do something for their birthdays and you can't go

or when you don't go to school in December or the party.

Nancy Drake

When you look at boys through binoculars at the convention and then desperately try to find the cute ones on lunch break...

The ULTIMATE is when you figure out one of the cute ones is looking back at you through HIS binoculars...like OH my God! TOTALLY!!! Giggle giggle...

Goldminer

You outwardly claim your goal in life is to become a pioneer...

...when what you really want is just a regular job and to be normal like everybody else.

Mary

.....you preach to the Guidance Counsellor about the evils of higher education and why you plan on preaching as your "career";

....you scout the auditorium at the high school dance to make sure there's no other Witnesses there that can turn you in for going to a worldly dance.

jeanniebeanz

When you have a Psalms cassette tape lying on your desk next to an AC/DC tape...

Guilty!

Jean

metatron

if ... you're socially inept and leading a double life while conning your parents into thinking that

you're gonna stay in the truth once you leave home.

metatron

mrsjones5

Man after reading the above I am so glad I had "Spiritually Weak" parents!

Josie

JustTickledPink

You know you're a JW teenager if:

Your mom tells you that wearing skirts above your knee will "excite" the brothers at the hall.

You aren't allowed to ever wear a bikini, no a modest 1 peice will do. (make that fuddy duddy 1 peice)

Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....

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