When you win the 100 yard dash, and the mile in gym class 3 times in one day(yeah I had 3 gym classes), yet you have to tell the Track coach you can't go out because it will interefere with service.
Dustin
Finish This Sentence....You Know you're a JW teenager If....
by doodle-v 149 Replies latest jw friends
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Midget-Sasquatch
....you've got an urge to walk around the palisade of any stadium instead of sitting down.
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Dustin
You always go to the bathroom during the National Anthem.
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czarofmischief
Your idea of a perfect mate revolves around floral print skirts.
You've never said the Pledge of Allegiance.
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You will argue passionately about the logical flaws in certain evolutionary theories, but accept the idea that your car's malfunctions are due to demonic interference.
CZAR
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frozen one
you try to be inconspicuous while you're sitting on the stage holding your violyn in your lap while everyone else in the orchestra plays the patriotic or holiday songs during a performance.
Been there, done that. Only with a sax.
You know you're a JW teenager if...
the phrase "legal minimum age" enters your mind when pondering career paths.
you don't know the difference between a quarterback and a lineman.
you envision your classmates being eaten by birds.
you look forward to magazine articles with "Young People Ask" in the title and you take those articles seriously.
you never talk to your parents about anything really important related to growing up because you just know they will rat you out to the elders.
you pray to Jehovah for forgiveness every time you get a boner.
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gaiagirl
You get your first car, and it has FOUR DOORS, so it can be used as a 'service car'.
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Gill
You're eighteen and have the confidence and maturity of a twelve year old!
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xjw_b12
You Know you're a JW teenager If....You Wish for Rain on Saturday morning.
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under74
Doodle, your parents went with you to give the brochure to your teacher? Man, my mom never did that. Sometimes she wouldn't get me the brochure so I was forced to actually speak.
ummm...how about--
you use a word like fruitful.
you've been "spoken to" about listening to "worldly" music prior to a meeting.
you've been "spoken to" about wearing shoes that have less than a one inch heel on them.
you've been "spoken to" about the "bad association" you were seen talking to at school even though you were certain no one was looking.
you're paranoid someone's going to find out what you've been thinkin' -
pr_capone
your parents sat you down to talk about "heavy petting"
you get baptized so you can run the mics
you ever looked forward to being a parking lot attendant at the conventions
you feel pressure because you arent a Ministerial Servant yet
you constantly get asked to sub for the #2 and/or #4 talks
thats all I got for now
Kansas District Overbeer