NEW RELIGION! NEED INPUT!

by TR 140 Replies latest jw friends

  • thinkers wife
    thinkers wife

    TR,
    We need to know when our first retreat to Vegas will be so's we can start savin' up our money for the slots.
    TW

  • mommy
    mommy

    TW,
    For Valentines Day ...chaps maybe....spurs? OUT OF THE QUESTION!
    Sweet Zazu,
    You made me sleepy just talking about wearing the kids out! I would love to sit in a rocking chair again and rock a baby though(uhoh is that my clock ticking? see what you have done?) BTW I hope the library stays open late:)
    TR,
    Sir I will follow you where ever you want to go, this is the best religion I have found! You haven't even shoved your doctrine down our throat yet, and I hope you won't.
    Amicus,
    BIG $ in chilcare I personally paid $185 week for my little ones before. So if we have 10 kids....well you are the accountant, but me thinking we will have enough that we don't have to save for Vegas. Maybe all joined can get a "loan" from our church!
    LDH,
    Like thinkers wife said you may play baseball if you wish, But if the guys are playing football, skins and shirts you MUST stay inside and watch a chick flick.
    RHW,
    I am in awe of you and your little "goodies" TR said I could start a splinter group, but I have a much BETTER idea. Go out now and stock up on all your supplies then bless them with your Goddess status, then (Amicus will like this) We will then sell them as spiritual utensils:)
    This is way too much fun:)
    wendy

  • TR
    TR

    TW,

    It's been two years since I've been to Vegas. I seriously want to go this year.

    Anyone up for planning a get together in Vegas this year? Or maybe Reno. I love Tahoe, the public beach at Sand Harbor is fantastic! I'm serious. You can leave your bookbags home this time!

    TR

  • Seven
    Seven

    I've have recently severed all ties with the cult
    * http://www.gettingsome.org/come_in.html and am reluctant to become involved so soon with another religion but...why not? I can help Zazu with the music. No wait. I just read that baseball is the main doctrine. Sorry. No can do. I've played roller hockey and lacrosse too many years to go with baseball. I guess this leaves me out.

    Seven

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    as minister of morality i offer my first decrees:

    basic morals still apply in this new religion, ie. no lying, cheating, stealing or killing.

    as for for sexual morality--as long as no one is being hurt, i don't really care what you do in your bed. JUST HAVE FUN

    if you feel the need to confess, i'll listen

    basically--as long as your actions do not harm anyone, then you are all right by me.

    also--i think we all have a moral obligation to protect the earth so i would urge all of us to recycle, recycle, recycle. since the end of the world is soooooo far away, we must do all we can do to make the earth a livable and enjoyable place.

    now go out and have fun!!

    harmony
    minister of morality

    ps-vegas is a great idea.

  • larc
    larc

    Seven,

    Don't let this baseball thing stumble you. As Grand Pubah of scriptural interpretation, I am sure I can find scriptures to allow your interests to fit in. Start with the "running to and fro" scripture and you can fill those sports of yours that fit. Just list them and I'm sure I and the rest of the GB will endorse them.

    Our convention

    I like the Vegas concept. I think we should expand our progran of a baseball game, flick chick movie, and naked baptism ceremony to include a casino night, to bring revenue or as I like to call it "that green salad of salvation."

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    Dad was on the phone to the courier-journal today requesting some copies of the paper that ran last Sunday. She said they'd been swamped with requests, and had sold out at most newsstands. They are now asking newsstands across the State to return any unsold copies so that they don't have to reprint the article to fill the orders. She also said the office has been buzzing as well as local talk shows. WOW!!!

    So here's my proposal, I think these reporters deserve some kind of recognition or award. Maybe a Pulitzer???? So is there anyway we can go about to nominate or recommend them for this. Can we sign a petition, or email or call someone. I don’t know a thing about this, but thought that will all the great minds around here we could come up with something!!!!

    Venice

  • RedhorseWoman
    RedhorseWoman

    TW, chaps and spurs? No, no, no, my dear. We do NOT use spurs on our studs. They are trained to respond to the slightest pressure....no spurs necessary. Perhaps a balling gun? (hehehe, I love this one....it is SO not what it seems)

    Red, so nice to see another immortal here. Your Holy Vestments look quite fetching, by the way. Pay no attention to that foolish human Amicus, those mortals take such a short term view of things! I couldn't help but notice that you have a riding crop, and -ahem- a STUD chain. I was just thinking, if you only had a mounting block, you and I could make some loooooooong term plans here. This could be, well..... divine.

    Father Amical, I must say I am SHOCKED by your outrageous talk....intrigued, also, but mainly shocked. However, I am willing to put my life on the line here to rescue you from your obvious demonic seizure. I've got the mounting block....meet you in back of the shed in an hour. We'll rid you of this demon presence!!

  • larc
    larc

    Venice,

    What are you talking about? You broke into a humor thread, with a news story? Did you mean to put this under another topic?

  • Deacon
    Deacon

    Deac already at work..

    Edited by - Deacon on 8 February 2001 2:11:42

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