Since RIZ took the position I wanted (and think I so richly deserve), I am submitting my application to be the "Jezebel influence"in the congregation. My qualifications are:
Many years of teasing and seducing poor unsuspecting men.
I wear short skirts, no bra, and I bend over frequently
I have alot of energy, so none will be neglected.
I am a good supervisor and will see that the other young ladies undergo appropriate training and hints on dress and grooming so they too can "strut their stuff"!
I am available to start today!