I'm a very happy witness of Jehovah

by ELPIRO 216 Replies latest jw friends

  • moshe

    Welcome- and I look forward to hearing some more from you - when you get another 10 daily posts- We have had a few topics about the Faithful and Discreet Slave here in the past year- I will give you the links so you can read them. Understanding the WatchTower F&DS teaching is key for JWs to understand their truth. Since you are one of the anointed, after reading these topics, please explain who you believe is the F&DS? Many of us here are confused about the changes/omissions we see in the WT publications.






  • pontoon

    Just wondering, between post 8 & 9 did you run out and buy a dictionary or get a Nephilim to help you with spelling and grammar? Are you on the GB? Welcome.

  • Sayswho

    Perhaps you can show me how to understand this scripture ...

    Matt 24...

    45 “Who really is the faithful and discreet slave whom his master appointed over his domestics, to give them their food at the proper time? 46 Happy is that slave if his master on arriving finds him doing so. 47 Truly I say to YOU, He will appoint him over all his belongings.

    • Where is the plural here?
    • It does not say SLAVES or THEM or slave-CLASS...Does it?


    the apostols of crist, and crist himself,

    One would assume that a person anointed with Holy Spirit by Christ to help rule the world as a king and a priest,

    would be able to spell his Lord's name. Or am I expecting too much?

  • Think About It
    Think About It
    One would assume that person anointed with Holy Spirit by Christ to help rule the world as a king and a priest,
    would be able to spell his Lords name. Or am I expecting too much?

    Probably expecting a bit too much.........as he's only claiming to be of the "annointed" and not the County Spelling Bee champion.

    Think About It

  • fokyc

    Welcome to the forum ELPIRO; 'Oh Happy One', it is nice to see a happy JW but unusual!

    I think 'Pontoon' has hit the nail on the head so to speak;

    there was a strange change in ElPiro's style between the last two posts.

    I think he/she/it is making a joke of you all!

  • I quit!
    I quit!
    Doesn't speak like a real JW let alone an "annointed" one. Do you really think an "annointed" one would be on this web-site? Fake.

    You might be right but let's keep in mind that there really is no annointed class. They only think there is. If you read Jesus' words without Watchtower interpetation it becomes obvious that the sheep and other sheep he was referring to were the Jews and the Gentiles. Not some special only get the crackers and wine that no once else gets once a year class of Christian.

  • designs

    Saltine crackers and Welch's grape juice anyone..... hey that's what we got at the Church of Christ I attended and they were 'true anointed'.


    This Happy Jehovah`s Witness Uses Viagra..

    Now he has a place to hang his hat..When he goes to the Kingdom Hall..


    ...................... ...OUTLAW

  • Satanus

    One of the last things i did towards the end of my church phase, was to share in the consumption of bread and grape juice. That made me one of the anointed, as well. It felt good to be joining the club.

    S of the anointed class.

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