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Dear MadJW,
Thank you for clearing up for me what you are actually trying to say. Now I seem to understand. Reading your past posts, you seem to accept that JW's teach as much “coprolite” as “Churchianity”, whatever that is.
So I thought, I would post a tribute in honour of you, and your 40+ years of wisdom.
You see, I have to tell the truth. Every time I see one of your posts, I find myself reading it, even though I know I shouldn't. It made me think – why do I find your posts so compelling, simultaneously nauseating yet fascinating? How is it that, despite the fact your comments demonstrate a complete lack of even rudimentary knowledge regarding the Bible, history, sociology, or indeed any other relevant subject - along with staggering ignorance and lack of good manners, which bewilders even me – how is it that I still read your posts?
I realised, it is much like a gangrenous leg. Each day, even though you know that if you peel back the bandages, all you will find is more pungent putrefaction, you simply have to have a look, to find what fresh terrors the infection has worked. And so it is with your posts. I have to read them, chock-full as they are with bumbling blatherings, random ramblings, and inane babbling. Indeed, as you opine your "scholarly" Watchtower wisdom to the board, I must admit your disarticulated ditherings often provoke a chuckle from me. Whatever else posters of this board may have rightly or wrongly observed about certain traits you may lack (reason, knowledge, coherence, style, forethought, clarity, mental stability, and perhaps even sanity) let none accuse you of lacking the ability to provoke incredulous laughter and disbelief as you demonstrate your “unique gifts” on the many and varied subjects you hold forth on.
Wading through your blog, with its' sickeningly self-glorifying back-slapping, and forced bonhomie from your chums, or followers, I could not help but notice the recurring self-declared idea, amidst all the waffle, that you are somewhat like Elijah, mocking false worshippers. And so, as your grand self-delusion continues and your ego-stroking prophetic fulfilment waxes, I can foresee that the only “logical” next-step in your thought world is for you to follow the example of Saul:
“ . 24 An d he also proceeded to strip off his garments and behave, he also, like a prophet before Samuel, and he lay fallen naked all that day and all that night. That is why they came to say: “Is Saul also among the prophets?”
As such, I'm sure you can forgive me as I thank Jehovah that I am a continent away, and there is an ocean obscuring my view.
So, as I sit here with some wine, in the sunny summer afternoon here in the UK, I raise my glass and salute you sir, and pass on my greetings to both you and any other unfortunate soul unlucky enough to inhabit the world of, Kingdom Hall of, immediate vicinity of, or indeed same continent as, the self-styled and certainly appropriately named “MadJW”.
PP
