1 Cor 1:3- Grace and peace to you from our Triune Godhead, and God-the-Son! - RCV
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
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John 17:20- We pray also for those who will believe in Us through their message, 21 that all of them may be one, God-the-Father, just as you are in Us and We are in You, and God-the-Ghost. Then we can ALL be one Happy Godhead forever! - RCV
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Kenneson
Mad,
The definition of insanity. Repeating the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Kenneson
Mad,
The definition of insanity. Repeating the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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theMadJW
OOOOOOO! Your keeping track of all the scriptures I list? Nah
Maybe I have repeated a few- but they are ALWAYS good for a good laugh!
Acts 1:6- So when they met together, they asked him, "Lords, are you at this time going to restore the kingdom to Israel?" 7 They said to them: "It is not for you to know the times or dates We have set by Our own authority. 8 But you will receive power when God-the-Ghost comes on you; and you will be Our witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth." 9 After They said this, They were taken up before their very eyes, and Their physical body was taken into Heaven! - RCV
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theMadJW
Acts 2:1- When the day of Pentecost came, they were all together in one place. 2 Suddenly a sound like the blowing of a violent wind came from heaven and filled the whole house where they were sitting. 3 They saw Little Ghost-Faces that separated and came to rest on each of them.
4 All of them were filled with the Ghost-God and began to speak in other tongues, for no apparent reason, as God-the-Ghost enabled them. - RCV -
theMadJW
Acts 2:33-Exalted to the right hand of Themselves, he has received from God-the- Father the promised God-the-Ghost and has poured out what you now see and hear.- RCV
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theMadJW
Acts 5:30- The Gods of our fathers raised up Jesus God, whom ye slew and hanged on a tree.
31 He hath the Triune Majesty GIVEN BACK the position of Prince and Saviour, for to give repentance to Israel, and forgiveness of sins. - RCV -
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Acts 16:30- and brought them out and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved? 31 And they said, Believe on the Zombie God Jesus, the Nameless Father God, and the Nameless Ghost-God, and thou shalt be saved, thou and thy house.- RCV
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theMadJW
Acts 21: 25- But concerning the Gentiles who have believed, we wrote, having decided that they can enjoy meat sacrificed to idols and blood and from what is strangled and fornication, whenever they feel like it! - RCV