The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW 723 Replies latest watchtower bible
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garyneal
How about the Cotton Patch Version (CPV)
Matthew 9:16-17
"Nobody ever uses new, unshrunk material to patch a dress that’s been washed. For in shrinking, it will pull the old material and make a tear. Nor do people put new tubes in old, bald tires. If they do, the tires will blow out, and the tubes will be ruined and the tires will be torn up. But they put new tubes in new tires and both give good mileage" (CPV).
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isaacaustin
The perfect transaltion for witnessoids- New World MisTranslation!
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theMadJW
Bwahahahahahahahahahaahahahah!
No, Isaac- a Translation you will LOVE- it's NOT the NWT!
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Deputy Dog
Isaac
The perfect transaltion for witnessoids- New World MisTranslation!
NWT= New Way to T wist it
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theMadJW
Still fingerpaint?
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JWoods
still troll?
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Deputy Dog
Mad
Still have trouble with your gospel?
Luk 23:43
And he said to him: "Truly I tell you today, You will be with me in Paradise."
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theMadJW
LOLOLOLO!
Your complete ignorance is showing...again.
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isaacaustin
Ahh, Deputy Dog- is that new light?? No longer is it the New World translation, it is now the New Way to Twist it! LOL MadJW- perfect for you witnessoids!