The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!

by theMadJW 723 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • designs
    designs

    If you yelled the word 'Jesus' in Jerusalem in 30C.E. would anyone have turned around.

    Nope

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    Stephen- that is simply RHETORICAL- the Name and the Savior Jehovah has GIVEN us is Jesus!

    NOW, please TELL us what that name means, since in ancient times names meant FAR more than a pretty sound, as today!

  • Chalam
    Chalam

    Hello designs,

    If you yelled the word 'Jesus' in Jerusalem in 30C.E. would anyone have turned around.

    Nope

    Looks like the wrong answer dude

    Luke 10:17 (New International Version)

    17 The seventy-two returned with joy and said, "Lord, even the demons submit to us in your name."

    Luke 9:49-50 (New International Version)

    49 "Master," said John, "we saw a man driving out demons in your name and we tried to stop him, because he is not one of us."

    50 "Do not stop him," Jesus said, "for whoever is not against you is for you."

    Anyhow, a nice case in point for theMadJW, thanks :)

    Blessings,

    Stephen

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    While waiting, enjoy the new Bible Translation- the RCV (Ridiculous Churchoid Version) found here: http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm

    Discover how EASY it is to prove Church Dogma TRUE!

    Revelation 20:6- Happy and holy is anyone having part in the first resurrection; over these the second death has no authority, (don’t worry about what second death means- since you never REALLY die, anyways...) but they will be priests of The Holy Trinityt, and millions will rule as kings with Them for the thousand years of eternity. - RCV

    Just a Personal Note: Are all you ex-JWs grateful that God enabled you to see the biblical truths thru the WTBS, aside from the goofy view of some of the prophecies?

  • Chalam
    Chalam

    theMadJW Stephen- that is simply RHETORICAL- the Name and the Savior Jehovah has GIVEN us is Jesus!

    I agree!

    Thus the NWT is false because it has the wrong name.

    NWT Acts 2:21 And everyone who calls on the name of Jehovah will be saved.”’

    NWT Romans 10:13 For “everyone who calls on the name of Jehovah will be saved.”

    Blessings,

    Stephen

  • designs
    designs

    Duder-

    When did the Latinized/Espanol/English version come around.................

    answer: long after 30CE, nobody back then heard of 'Hey-zus'

    But that never stopped the Superstitious.............

  • Chalam
    Chalam

    Dude, I think you are confused

    Genesis 11:9 (Contemporary English Version)

    8-9 So the people had to stop building the city, because the LORD confused their language and scattered them all over the earth. That's how the city of Babel [a] got its name.

    Footnotes:

    1. Genesis 11:8 Babel: In Hebrew "Babel" sounds like "confused."

    It must have been one too many meetings at the kingdom hall!

    The spelling of the name is not what matters or even what language you say it in, it is what it represents.

    Blessings,

    Stephen

  • theMadJW
    theMadJW

    Amazing diversion, Stephen! How wonderful your deceit sounds! BRAVO!!!

    (He is to afraid to tell us!)

  • designs
    designs

    Bingo Duder, the name thing would also apply to your phobia about Jehovah, if a Messiah can figure out someone speaking the Chinese version of Hey-zus then God supposedly shouldn't have any problems with another language version.

    Did you ever watch the movie Dumb and Dumber, Fundie's are kinda like that...................

    But its all superstition at this point isn't it.

  • tec
    tec

    LOL

    I don't know which one of you is responding to who.

    Tammy

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