GAGS I HAVE PROUDLY PULLED ON JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES :) (page 7)

Nate Merit

Hey R51785 !

Glad you liked the Mark of the Beast prank! I wish I could say "yes" to your question about 999 (which is a really clever comeback! ) but we were so 'put off' by being escorted away from the Hall to the car by a couple of giants our snappy comeback mode was in the 'off' position.

Nate

Elsewhere

Plus, we found out from my cop pal the Kingdom Hall had been being patrolled every hour on the hour ever since we had picketed the place. We had simply been very lucky to have pulled our pranks between patrols.

lmao... Clearly a sign of Jehover's Blessings (TM).

kwintestal

Awesome. I started my pranks inside the hall, fooling around with their policies and making the elders look like asses. In the future, I will probably do a few things similarly imaginative as your stories. Good on ya! Kwin

LDH

Nate,

Love it, man. Just proves my theory that XJW are truly the funniest people on earth. Reminds me of 9/11. My first thought was to call "Headquarters" and frantically ask if this was Armeggedon. It was hilarious. I got put through to the Service Department where I was able to ask such humdindingers as :

Is this the end?!?!?!? Asked with just the right touch of frantic paranoia. The dude said that they were 'checking.' --I was like, why do they need to check, Br. Scaglione (D.O.) always told us that we would know the end was here when the BROTHERS told us. I was like, who are they checking with? The "brother" asked me if I was in touch with the local elders, and I just dragged this thing out about as long as I could. Whole conversation was about ten minutes as I remember it. He tried to make me take out my Revelation book.

I kept having 'panic attacks'-- I prol'ly shoulda won an Oscar.

It was the only thing that made me laugh on a horrible day.

Yep, sometimes it makes ya feel better to laugh at how foolish you used to be.

jeanniebeanz

1. Be humble when first posting. Have your hat in you hand and say "massah" a lot.

2. Be rather quiet. After all, you're new and you must suck up for awhile, be obsequious.

3. Wait for a year or so before being yourself. We hate people who shine.

ROFLMAO... ain't it the truth!...

J

M.J.

Gotta chime in here. Nearly all those pranks gave me the best laugh I've had in a very long time! Trying to keep it quiet here in the office without looking like a lunatic took some real effort.

Love the hillbilly one "Jehovah is gonna git you!" Oh man...

johnny cip

Nate: sounds like great fun. i wish i was there. or we could do it now!!!!!!!! nothing like ruffling some of the feathers of the jw's that busted your balls over the years. it called giving them a taste of their own medicine.. good show. don't let anyone here , tell you did anything wrong. btw how did the blood drive go lmao.... john

Nate Merit

Hi Elsewhere!

JoJoba's blessing. Ungawa. Try some gags on JW's too, then post the results here! I'll back YOU up like you're doing with me.

Have a great week Elsewhere.
Nate

Spectre

Well, I don't care if this had been done last week, I'm still aching from laughing. "Elders only"... oh, the pain begins anew....

Nate Merit

Hi Kwin !

"Awesome. I started my pranks inside the hall, fooling around with their policies and making the elders look like asses. In the future, I will probably do a few things similarly imaginative as your stories. Good on ya! Kwin"

I'd enjoy reading the specifics of these pranks you've pulled, if you feel so inlcined as to post them.

Thanks for the vote of confidence, and for letting me know you enjoyed reading about the gags. The ones Mark and I pulled one the Ann Arbor Church of Christ in the same period were just as nuts.

Nate

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