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The ten best ways to disrupt a District Assembly:
by czarofmischief in1. have an apostate food truck outside with free burritos and shasta cola.. 2. wear a smurf costume and run across the stage.. 3. bikini car wash across the street.. 4. have an old-school breakdancing session on the corner, cardboard and all.
bonus if you do it on a mat made of watchtowers and primary colored book covers.. 5. have a garage sale or flea market in the neighborhood during the afternoon session.. 6. sit in the audience and applaud everything that anybody says - try to get a standing ovation for each sentence of the closing prayer.. 7. put a recording of rap, heavy metal, or other forbidden music on instead of the kingdom melodies.. 8. get fifty of your friends to walk around in the stadium during the session, holding signs that say, "louder please!
" and "take your shirt off!
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NOTICE: Tortured Soul passed away this morning
by Lady Lee ini read this notice from his daughter this morning
my father passed peacefully at 1:07 am this morning.
i wish to thank you for being so nice to my dad.
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Do You Smoke???
by minimus ini'm curious as to whether you've ever smoked.
i've never put a cigarette or any thing similar to my lips.
i've never had the desire.
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Single and Happy
by RubyTuesday incan people be single and happy?
the older i get the more i believe that being single is the way to go.there are so many advantages.just to name a few;.
you can finish that college degree, go to the neighborhood bar anytime, do charity work, join a night class, stay out all night, flirt with anybody you please.
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How far does the shunning go for you, by your JW parents or children?
by LyinEyes inmy dad is a jw, trying to reach out to be an elder again......also pioneering.
i saw my cousin , his nephew , the other nite at the dance club......i told him i havent seen my dad, nor heard from him in almost 2 years.
he said he saw him a while back but that he heard he moved.. last time i talked to my dad, it was over me not going to the circuit assembly he was trying to get me to go to.
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Are you a good kisser?
by Maverick ina regular at the local diner was sitting in his usual spot, all long in the face and sad, when his friend the waitress came over to take his order.
"why so mopey?
", she inquired.
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hello there
by tinkerbell82 injust thought i'd introduce myself, and i didnt see a spot for newbie introductions, so i hope it's ok to put this here.
anyhow, here i am!
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What's in a name? Teenyuck?
by leddfootdja ini find all the different aliases people use on here to be pretty entertaining.. what does your name mean to you?
why did you choose it?.
i assume teenyuck, for example = tina spoke by a young child.
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Would you go to an apostofest?
by JH in.
regularly, we hear of different apostofests.
have you ever been to one, and would you go to an apostofest?
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Karma took care of this pedophile bastard
by ashitaka inchild sex beast crushed
by robin perrie a child molester has been crushed to death under his own car sparking celebrations among his neighbours.
paedophile george nicholson, 63, had convictions for sex attacks on a string of boys as young as nine and was loathed by everyone living near him.