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The ten best ways to disrupt a District Assembly:
by czarofmischief in1. have an apostate food truck outside with free burritos and shasta cola.. 2. wear a smurf costume and run across the stage.. 3. bikini car wash across the street.. 4. have an old-school breakdancing session on the corner, cardboard and all.
bonus if you do it on a mat made of watchtowers and primary colored book covers.. 5. have a garage sale or flea market in the neighborhood during the afternoon session.. 6. sit in the audience and applaud everything that anybody says - try to get a standing ovation for each sentence of the closing prayer.. 7. put a recording of rap, heavy metal, or other forbidden music on instead of the kingdom melodies.. 8. get fifty of your friends to walk around in the stadium during the session, holding signs that say, "louder please!
" and "take your shirt off!
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why do you post?
by SpiceItUp inseems its been awhile since we had one of these questions go round so i figured with all the newbies lately we shuld get a new one going.
i get to do it cause well umm errr..... i've been here for over a year (and yes noone noticed *sniff* *sniff* but thats ok).
soooo without further ado on to the question at hand..... why do you post here?.
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NOTICE: Tortured Soul passed away this morning
by Lady Lee ini read this notice from his daughter this morning
my father passed peacefully at 1:07 am this morning.
i wish to thank you for being so nice to my dad.
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Single and Happy
by RubyTuesday incan people be single and happy?
the older i get the more i believe that being single is the way to go.there are so many advantages.just to name a few;.
you can finish that college degree, go to the neighborhood bar anytime, do charity work, join a night class, stay out all night, flirt with anybody you please.
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hello there
by tinkerbell82 injust thought i'd introduce myself, and i didnt see a spot for newbie introductions, so i hope it's ok to put this here.
anyhow, here i am!
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Wanted to share this site I found!
by qwerty indo you like free stuff?.
software i mean, well this is one of the best sites i have seen, for a long time!.
i didn't want to be selfish, just wanted to share this with my friends on here.......... .
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my mother might go back, help!
by enigma ini went out to lunch with my mom today and was scared by what she said.
she mentioned to me that she was considering going back to the hall if she could go back on her own "terms".
my mom has not been "active" for about 7 years now.
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What's in a name? Teenyuck?
by leddfootdja ini find all the different aliases people use on here to be pretty entertaining.. what does your name mean to you?
why did you choose it?.
i assume teenyuck, for example = tina spoke by a young child.
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The pain has kicked in
by Pistoff inhi all and thanks for being here and caring.
i have had a bad day today.
most of you have heard me rant and rave about my thirty years in the borg, not yet over.