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  What were the old baptism questions?

  by NikL in

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  2. friends

  i was baptized in 1981 and i think the questions i was asked at the time are different from the ones they use now.. also, if they are different, when was the change made?.

  thanks.

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  OUTLAW

  What were the old baptism questions?

  Wanna Get Dipped??!!..
  

  

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  Then They`d Baptize You In A..
  

  GIANT SARDINE CAN..
  

  

  You Smelled Like Fish For A Week..
  
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  November JW broadcast is up, this time on not telling the truth, shunning

  by bohm in

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  2. friends

  november broadcast is up:.

  https://www.jw.org/download/?fileformat=mp4&output=html&pub=jwb&issue=201611.

  we learn interesting things.

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  OUTLAW

  November JW broadcast is up, this time on not telling the truth, shunning

  WATCHTOWER

  DOESN`T TELL THE TRUTH??!!..

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  What Percentage Of The Governing Body Are Pedofiles?

  by Brokeback Watchtower in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  the reason i ask this is because we heard reports that greenlees was kicked out of bethel because he was one and then we heard reports that another one, jaracz i believe was one all though it sounds kind of iffy to me.. 2 out of i don't how many total gb seems kind of high so i'm thinking that perhaps the percentage is quite higher as this would explain to a degree why the gb have written in clauses to keep the organization from reporting them to authorities.. it is true that part of the reason they remain silent to authorities is because of the reproach it brings to their precious corporation but i think that is only a small part of the reason and perhaps there might be a bigger reason maybe quite a few have been over powered by their darker side and have engaged in this behavior but because of denial and delusion they will not confess and willingly encourage cover ups.. just speculation i know but i'm starting to think that there is a very dark side to all of these guys hidden by their persona(jungian) that is making them stoop so low as to implement these very bad policies..

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  OUTLAW

  What Percentage Of The Governing Body Are Pedofiles?

  Wrong Question..You need something Provable..

  Try....................................

  What Percentage Of The WBT$ Governing Body..

  Support WBT$ Rules Protecting WBT$ Pedophiles?..

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  Answer:
  

  ALL THESE WBT$ GB DIRT BAGS..

  SUPPORT PROTECTING WBT$ PEDOPHILES..
  

  
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  Can JWs really vote now , since when?

  by Crazyguy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  is this true??

  ?.

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  OUTLAW

  Can JWs really vote now , since when?

  Just like Blood Transfusions,it`s a Conscience Matter..

  As long as you make the WBT$ Approved Choice..("Don`t Vote")

  No action will will be taken against you by the WBT$..

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  Making The Wrong Choice in WatchTower World..

  HAS CONSEQUENCES..

  
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  New JW couple. Send them your well wishes here!

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a few years ago a jw lost her husband.

  she had enough money to build a nice home but she went over budget and the house remains unfinished.

  this past year another jw lost his wife... but there is a happy ending!

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  This should make most reasonable people stop believing in the Bible as infallible

  by ILoveTTATT2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i think that few parts of the bible can make you atheist or at least agnostic or at least kill your belief in the bible as infallible or the work of a loving god as comparing 2 samuel 24 with 1 chronicles 21. most people focus on the 1st verse, but there are at least 4 major and 1 minor contradiction in the chapter (they are parallel accounts).in the new world translation, 2 samuel 24 starts like this:.

  24 and again the anger of jehovah came to be hot against israel, when one incited david against them, saying: “go, take a count of israel and judah.” .

  notice that it is an impersonal "one" who incited david to do the census.

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  This should make most reasonable people stop believing in the Bible as infallible

  
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  Could this be the reason for one day assemblies

  by Sour Grapes in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  last saturday i sat through the one day assembly and i waited for the anticipated accounts report.

  for one day the costs were $10,000.

  even my wife questioned why the costs are so high and why don't they give a break down on the costs?

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  OUTLAW

  Last Saturday I sat through the one day assembly and I waited for the anticipated accounts report. For one day the costs were $10,000. Even my wife questioned why the costs are so high and why don't they give a break down on the costs?

  

  
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  Fudging The Numbers JW Style

  by pale.emperor in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i know most of us have probably figured this out already, but remember the good old days where you could only count full hours in the ministry?.

  then one of the gb get some "new light" from their ass and proclaim that they lovingly will allow people to report 30mins, then even 15mins of time.

  this was, supposedly, so that the old and infirm could have a joy in the ministry and report what little they could do.

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  etc etc - What is "etc. etc."? - are you suggesting dogs?......TheOldHippie

  JW`s would be happy to count hours preaching to their dogs..

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  IT WOULDN`T SURPRISE ME,IF SOME DO..
  
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  1000 Years is Like 1 Day?

  by Sorry in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  anyone else hear about this.

  as all j-dubs know, whenever someone complains about how long the "new system" is taking too arrive, they use the excuse that jehovah works on his own time.

  quite a few times during the public talks, i've heard speakers say the phrase "1000 years to us is only one day to jehovah" (my parents never stop talking about this).

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  I've heard speakers say the phrase "1000 years to us is only one day to Jehovah" 1000 Years is Like 1 Day

  Watchtower could say any stupid thing to JW`s...They`d believe it..

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  A Pickle to us,is a Basket Ball to Jehovah..

  
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  Learn To Speak Like A Jehovah's Witness

  by pale.emperor in

  1. social
  2. humour

  for those who were never a jw, here's a fun guide to passing yourself as one:.

  privilege [priv-lij] - a duty nobody would volunteer to do which is assigned to you without your say so.

  such as cleaning the toilets, picking up other brats candy wrappers in the back row and being stuck on locking up duty for the 7th time in a row.. df'd [dee-eff'd] - disfellowshipped.

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  OUTLAW

  FINE..

  That was a FINE talk Brother Boring gave!..

  Everything is FINE in Watchtower World..

  THE FRIENDS..

  You can`t have a "real friend" outside the WBT$.....It`s frowned upon..

  Your Only Real Friends Are..

  "THE FRIENDS" / OTHER JW`s..