For those who were never a JW, here's a fun guide to passing yourself as one:
PRIVILEGE [priv-lij] - A duty nobody would volunteer to do which is assigned to you without your say so. Such as cleaning the toilets, picking up other brats candy wrappers in the back row and being stuck on locking up duty for the 7th time in a row.
DF'd [dee-eff'd] - Disfellowshipped. A "cool" slang word for the practice of pretending your best friend and/or family members no longer exist so that they'll rejoin your cult.
JC [jay-see] - Judicial Committee. Another "cool" slang word for an illegal, biased and unfair kangaroo court where three men decide if you're sorry enough for breaking one of the many rules they've added to the bible.
THE TRUTH [troo-th] -
1) Whatever the Watchtower Society have printed in their latest magazine. Will automatically override anything they've previously said.
2) A pet name for your own religion
3) A mind control/hypnotic method of subtly convincing oneself that you actually have "the truth" by using it often to refer to ones own religion.
THE WORLD [wur-ld] - Anyone who isnt a Jehovah's Witness who will therefore be destroyed at armageddon and become birdfood. The age, mental health or disability of such people matters not one bit.
GENERATION [jen-er a' shun] -
The entire body of individuals born and living at about the same time. Worldly people from 1878 to 1914. The anointed. Worldly people who lived from 1914 to 2000. The anointed.
The anointed who were on hand when the sign began to become evident in 1914 overlapping with the lives of other anointed ones who would see the start of the great tribulation.
APOSTATE [apos stayt] - Anyone who leaves. Regardless of how kind, loving and unassuming they are.
YOGA [yo'ga] - The practice of emptying ones mind so a demon can pop in.