Topics Started by Beans
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Ejaculation,Incest and Prostitutes in the bible !
by Beans ini got this in an e-mail not to long ago:.
abraham was a good friend of god (2 chronicals 20:7) and yet he married his half sister sarah(genesis 20:12)although we today hold incest to be a grave crime against the victim,the bible makes it clear that incest is a joyous activity,to be indulged in with liquor,as lot did with his two daughters.
(genesis 19:30-38)in this modern society, we may find ourselves shrinking back from such an idea.indeed, the world generally holds an opinion contrary to that of gods word the bible,but should we really let that sway our opinion?
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Doctor beggs family for transfusion
by Beans ini heard old story today about a doctor in a toronto hospital who had an 18 year old guy in his er room who was in a tragic car accident and was in need of blood.the doctor was informed that the boy was a jw and he went out to the parents and pleaded on his knees to let him give him the blood.after his attempts informing them he would die the parents still stuck to there guns in his frustration the doctor screamed "ok then fuck you" and left with his hands tied knowing he could do nothing.well the young man died!.
how could any parent do that?i don`t call this a religious belief i call it murder refusing ones right to life.. beans
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Great Joke to play on a DUB
by Beans inthis is something that we do at hockey tournaments as a joke but i was thinking how much fun it would be to play on a jw.what we do is in a restauraunt when were all sitting down someone tells the waitress that it is someones birthday when there gone to the can or sitting at another table.when dinner is done and time for desert a stream of waitresses and waiters come and sing to the surprised person and it`s not even there birthday but play along anyways.. so as you know how much the jw`s like to go out to dinner after the assemblies and halloween,scope out these places plant the info on the waitress and sit back and watch you`ll be on the floor laughing your ass off!!
!i think the assembly location would be best with a full house of dub`s.
beans
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The Great Liquor Quiz
by Beans inthis is in response to our district overbeer!
thanks valis!.
please list your fav poisen!.
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www.Quotes.JehavahsWitness.com
by Beans incheck it out,you may already have seen what the watchtower and awake has printed but i`m sure there may be a few things that may surprise you!.
beans
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The Great Beer Quiz
by Beans inthere are so many good brews out there and so many countries that produce them.which are your favs?here are a few of mine.. canada: kokanee,canadian,keiths,blue.
german beer: holsten,becks,diebels,lowenbrau,flensburger pils.
scotland: belhaven best,tennants.
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My Favourite Smurf
by Beans inhere he is beer smurf,i got him in 1984 in germany my summer of decission.i was 15 and started drinking hey it`s legal over there at this age.on this day i was drinking beer on the town street a cop walked by and smiled,i thought this is the life how could any religion promote a boring life.
"did he run through your kh too?".
thank you onkle manfred wherever you are ich liebe dich!.
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www.bethelcoachtours.com
by Beans inwow how much are they making on this?
can you bring beer on the bus?how about getting the a-postate team on one of these!.
beans
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Wet Dreams
by Beans inso we know the jw`s can`t masturbate,what is there stance on wet dreams?
we know that they occur naturally and are unavoidable.are they to tell the elders that they are having them?
do they practice mind control before going to sleep to avoid this pleasurable experience?
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I think I`m going in Service?
by Beans inwouldn`t it be great to get some territory cards with a list of dubs adresses?walk up to there door all dressed up with your briefcase and ring the bell and wait to see the joyful smile on there face willing to greet a fellow dub!
and then pull out some old quotes from old mags and confront them!hey why not make up a few pamphlets too!
yes we were just in the neighbourhood calling on you and your neighbours with some new light!