Dismembered
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If I had been on that US Airways plane...
by Newborn in...that crashed into the hudson river...i'd never go on a plane again.
amazing noone was killed - i salute the captain as well!!.
/newborn.
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Who is your favorite U.S. president?
by JimmyPage inyou didn't even have to live during his term to pick him on this thread.
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still, i'm going with clinton..
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What if the WBTS asked for a government bailout?
by Quirky1 injust a thought.
with so many companies, organizations, etc.. asking for their part of the bailout just what if the u.s. religions did the same thing..
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Satan Takes a Trip
by Farkel injehovah ushers satan into his presence.. jehovah: "listen satan, the thousand year reign is just about up, and according to the bible, i've gotta let you go back to earth and tempt the people, so you'd better go down and see what's happening before you get to work.
damn.
i wished i had picked another book to endorse besides that bible.
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*Major rant* my Sunday at the Hall aka HELL, also need ladies opinion on creepy elder
by lola28 inok guys i thought i would update you on my sunday and how the study went.
i had to drive a few of the older sisters to the hall (one has a bum leg the other an injured hip and the other one has a hard time seeing), so i drove them to the hall and stayed for the meeting, here are some of my thoughts, first of the public talk.. i dont know how i made it thru the 30 minute talk without screaming bulls*it every other five seconds, the talk was about being no part of the world, and man it made me want to vomit.
first off, children are still discouraged from extra curricular activities, i dont know how they expect children to grow up and be able to function socially if they raise them to isolate themselves from their peers, dont they realize that they are raising social retards?
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Watchtower Society = Mama
by Shepherd Book ini seem to recall reading some time back that the society once wrote how some in the congregation refer to the society as "mama" or "mother".
does anyone remember that?
better yet, does anyone have a reference for that?.
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Jehovah's Checklist
by Farkel injehovah is getting ready with his design for humans and he calls his worker bee angels to a meeting so they can go over the matter.
jehovah did all the design work, but is only going to be supervising the creation of humans and will leave the actual construction to his worker bees.. jehovah calls the meeting to order and says,"i want to make sure you construct these humans according to my precise design, so let's go over my checklist one final time, ok?.
angels: "yes, we have, sir!".
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I wanted to scream at the Elder Sunday morning "you are a lying !!!!!!"
by TooBad TooSad inmy wife wanted to go visit some friends at another kingdom hall so i tagged along.
to keep her happy.
the elder giving the "public" talk brought up the 1975 myth.. he said, as he looked around the audience, "it looks like there are not a lot of brothers.