Topics Started by morty
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Bathroom hog....
by morty ina sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about jesus christ because of the christmas season emphasis on his brith...he wanted to make sure that they understood that the birth of jesus occured a long time ago,that he grew up, etc....so he asked his class, " where is jesus today?".
steven raised his hand and said,"he's in heaven.".
mary was called on and answered, "he's in my heart".
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Finding that missing gap in life.....
by morty inthat i did last weekend.....while been born and raised a jw....i was always taught that wordly people are bad...and apastats are even worse..... after my first xjw meet on the weekend, it was proven to me that,that line of crap was so untrue....i meet wonderful people and had empty .
spaces in my life filled.....it was nice to have people to relate to my upbringing....if i say so myself, i found these people to be more honest .
and loyal then any jw i have ever met....if you ever get the chance to meet xjws,try it....it may bring much happiness to you, like it.
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SNS MY MASTER!!
by morty incongrats sns!!
master member!!!!
has a great poster, you deserve a pat on the back......
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Which way do you perfer to decorate for the holidays?
by morty inwell christams is coming and i love this time of the year.....since i started having christmas,i always have a theme....this year i am going to to gold & white tree.....i went to our local dollar store and got some ausome stuff...the tree, real of course with white lights and gold musical insterments all over it....my house will also be decorated in gold and white candles....i also got gold stockings for us to hang over the fire place....i am going to use glitter on them to put our names on them....anymore suggestions?
and what have you done in the past for decorating?
morts
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Burnt from a blanket
by morty inyes, you heard correctly.....on this past weekend i plugged in our electric blanket and put it on my bed...i turned it on to warm it up a bit like i always usally do before going to bed in the fall and winter.....it was on for about a half hour or so then i decided to crawl in....it was about 3 in the morning and i woke up to my leg burning ....no kidding....the blanket had been so hot that it burnt a hole through it and went through my p.j's and burnt my leg.....was i ever upset about the whole thing....i went to sears yesterday.
( that is where the blanket was purchased) and apparently they had a recall on their "sears" brand blankets last year...know one ever contacted me to tell me this....needless to say they replaced my blanket and all i got was a "we are sorry"... i found the clerk to be rather rude about the whole thing.....i asked for her superviser but she was out to lunch as well......i just feel it could have been delt with a little more tlc.....i mean i did get burnt that did blister... i then asked her this question ".what if that had been a child?
" her responce was, you are not suppose to use these blankets on infants.....i then said " i said child not infat" do you think i should leave this matter or take it to a higher person in the company?
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Salt or Sweet ?
by morty inwhich is your favorite to munch on at the movies?
salty popcorn or a pack of gummie bears and chocolate bar?
went to the show for cheap night and it cost more for the damn junk food..no one could decide on either one or the other so we bought both...your opinon?
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GOT RIPPED OFF !
by morty ingod what i would do for a smoke right now!
you see my afternoon started off ok until.........
i had my credit cards stolen and all my cash out of my purse......i was going to my girlfriends house to pick her up to go birthday shopping for my son...i pulled into her laneway,ran into get her and left my van unlocked and running.
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I'm a aunt.....woohooo
by morty in.
after a long struggle for my little sister to have a baby,she is now a proud mom to a 7lb 11oz baby boy...i am so excited....just wanted to share my happiness for her...you see she was told she would never have a baby because of cancer...after many,many miscarriages her husband and her were finally told they would have a baby..she had a tuff pregnantcy..she was bed ridden for the last 2 months and had shots of steroids every day for the last 2 months to get the babies lungs growing.
( due to the fact they thought she would go real early because she started labour 3 times...but 3 times they stopped labour) mom,dad, and baby are healthy and happy.they go home in 2 days and i cant wait to hold my first nephew...thanks for reading and sharring my happiness.
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bleaching your teeth??
by morty innow that i have quit smoken for a week...i went out to find a whiter smile without going to the dentist and paying the big $$$$$...there is a whole lot of "clinically proven" products out there...which one do you suggest?
have you tryed any?
where there any that where a waste of $$$$$?
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tattoos...did you rebel and get one?
by morty inafter i left the "troof" the first thing i did was run out and get a tattoo.now ,some 18 years later i still dont regret it.i even have gotten a couple of new ones in the past couple of years......i mean not that i am covered in them,but i think if a women has them ,there is nothing wrong with that has long as they are not all over everywhere.ie...neck,face or lower arms......... i just think it is sexy on a man..( a few....not on the same areas as the women ..ie..face and neck as well.
) but for a women to have them all over her is not attractive....i think for a women to have a couple in a suddle place..( like for your partner to see or find.lol) is sexy as well...this girl in our town, has them covering her face and arms.i just think she looks scary......(i do also think that they must be done professionally and kept realistic.
)...i know your not to judge a book by its cover but, this girl wonders why, parents will not let children to her house to play with her child?